"Your Life Doesn't Count" is a song from "The Question." It is sung by the planets, showing Gumball and Darwin that their lives are inconsequential. However, they do it relatively slowly due to their large sizes.
Lyrics
Planet: A-one
Planet: Two
Planet: Three!
Planet: When you think you've got a problem
And your life is full of doubt,
Two Planets: Remember in the scheme of things
Your life just doesn't count!
Jupiter: To you, a leaf might seem quite small,
Jupiter and Saturn: But to an ant, it's ten feet tall.
Jupiter, Saturn, and three other Planets: It's hard to be objective,
So we'll offer some perspective.
Planet: You think there's nothing greater than the planet you call Earth,
But Earth can seem quite skinny next to Neptune's mighty girth!
Neptune: [spoken] Oi...
Earth: [spoken] Relax!
Planets: 'Cause when you think you've got a problem
If you're thinner or you're fatter
Remember in the scheme of things
your life just doesn't matter
Now the Sun can make us all feel small
Cause he's the biggest of us all
But that's just in the Solar System
Bigger things than that exist
The Milky Way
The galaxy
And don't forget the universe
Two Planets: That's just the ones we know about
They're huge compared to you or us
Planet: [Solo] You're tiny and you're miniscule
Irrelevant, a speck
Upon the dark side of that rock
You're just a measly little fleck
Your life may last a century
On Earth, or maybe quicker
But up here, a hundred years is just a flash, a blip, a flicker!
Planets: So when you
Think you've got a problem
When your life is full of doubt,
Remember in the scheme of things
Your puny, little, tiny, weeny, meager, futile, worthless, teeny, boring, foolish, pointless, minimal, wretched, gloomy, bleak, and pitiful
Life just does not count!
[4.75 billion years later....]
Planets: Your life just does not count!