The Bedroom
- [The alarm clock rings]
- Gumball: [Cheerfully] We still have twenty-four hours 'til we go back to school!
- Darwin: [Pops out from his fishbowl] twenty-four whole hours of fun!
- Gumball: So, what shall we do?
- Darwin: Shoot some hoops?
- Gumball: Nah, it's boring.
- Darwin: Water fight?
- Gumball: Nah, that's boring too... and wet.
- [Both sigh]
- Gumball: I know!
The Backyard
- Gumball: It's time to play...
- Gumball and Darwin: Dodge or Dare!
- Gumball: Roll the dice, pick a...! [Unamused] Who am I kidding? We're bored of this as well. Why are these games so boring now?
- Darwin: [Thinking]
- Gumball: Ah! [Worried] Darwin, maybe it's not the games, [Whispering] maybe we are bored of each other.
- Darwin: NO! [Sad] Don't say that! It can't be!
- Gumball [Sad] It's the truth, Darwin and you know it, and the sooner we accept it, [Grabs Darwin's head] the better it will be for everyone.
- Darwin: So what are you saying? You don't wanna hang out with me anymore?
- [They hug]
- Gumball: Of course I wanna hang out with you. [Hugging stops] I'm just saying that things have got a little... stale.
- Darwin: So, what should we do about it?
- Gumball: [Thinking] [Sees two ants trying to lift a cookie unsuccessfully, then a third one comes and they succeed] THAT'S IT!
- Darwin: [Skeptical] We should become ants?
- Gumball: No, we need to find a third best friend.
- Darwin: [Doubting] Three best friends?
- Gumball: [Assenting]
- Darwin: Won't that be a bit... weird?
- Gumball: It's only weird if we make it weird. Do you find it weird?
- Darwin: [Cheerfully] Not if you don't.
- Gumball: OK then, let's get ourselves a new buddy.
- [Both smile]
- Darwin: [Suddenly realizes] My cookie...
At the School
The Hallway
- [School bell rings]
- Gumball: School is full of people and all we've got to do is pick one to be our new best friend.
- [Tina appears]
- Darwin: How about her?
- [Tina steps on three people and wipes her feet on Anton]
- Gumball: How about not?
- [William appears, stares at a bin]
- Darwin: [Points at William] William?
- Gumball: I don't know... [William stares at them] He's just a bit...
- [William blinks and goes]
- Gumball and Darwin: ...creepy. [They have a chill]
- [They hear Banana Joe laughing]
- Banana Joe: Peek-a-boo! [Laughs loudly to himself]
- [They walk towards Joe]
- Gumball: Hey Joe!
- Banana Joe: Peek-a-boo!
- [The three laughs]
- Gumball: You wanna play with us for a bit?
- Banana Joe: Yeah!
- [Silence for one second]
- Banana Joe: Hey guys! Seen this? [Makes farting noises with his armpit nine times] Ah? [Laughs loudly]
- Gumball: [Pretends to laugh along] Ahahahaha! Ahahahaha! [Nudges Darwin]
- Darwin: [Gets the point] Oh! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!
- Banana Joe: Wait! Wait! Look at this! [Shakes himself while making noise and laughing when his eyes rolled for a while] Wahahaha!
- Gumball: [Says in an unsure tone] Great!
- Banana Joe: I can do other stuff too! [Throws his banana suit away and walks towards it, whistling] Ah! [Trips on his own banana peel] See that? I slipped over myself!
- [Banana Joe starts laughing]
- Darwin: [Whispers to Gumball] What do you think?
- Gumball: Uhh... He's a bit of a one-trick pony...
- Darwin: Yeah, let's go.
- Gumball: Okay, Joe! We'll... be in touch! [Starts leaving with Darwin]
- Banana Joe: Hey, one more thing! Before you go! Ready? [Prepares to make farting noises with his armpit, takes a deep breath; out comes an actual fart noise]
- Banana Joe: Oh.
The Schoolyard
- Bobert: So, how do we play this game, "punchies"?
- Gumball: It's easy! You just give each other friendly digs in the arm. Like this! [Punches Bobert and hurts his own hand] Ahhhh!
- Bobert: Your turn has terminated. Commencing my turn. [Retracts his arm and punches Gumball. Gumball goes through a wall]
- Gumball: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!
The Cafeteria
- [Gumball & Darwin are getting their lunch]
- Gumball: [Sighs] Finding a friend is harder than I thought...
- Leslie: [Overexcited] Hey! I heard you're looking for a third.
- Gumball: Yeah, but it's proven a little...
- Leslie: Stop looking. I'm in.
- Gumball: W-Well, Leslie, i-it's not as simple...
- Leslie: So, what are you having for lunch? [Surprised] Oh! Beef stew? Me too!
- [They sit at a table]
- Darwin: We're having pizza...
- Leslie: [Extremely overexcited] Let's sit together! I'm going in the middle. [Hugs Gumball and Darwin against their will] Oh, this is so much fun! From now on, we can do everything together... [Slow motion] FOREVER!
The Bathroom
- [Gumball & Darwin are in a stall]
- Gumball: [Relieved] Whew, I think we lost him.
- Darwin: Finding a friend is really hard.
- Gumball: Yeah, what do we really want from a friend?
- Darwin: Well, they should be athletic to protect us from bullies, rich so we can play with their toys, have a colourful personality and most of all, be really good at listening.
- Tobias: [Overlooking from the next stall] Hey, you guys! I couldn't help, uh, listening to everything you just said, and I... uh... think you're in luck. Athletic? Check! [Showing off] Rich? Check! [Shows some notes] Colourful? Check-a-leck-a-ding-dong. [Changes color]
- [Gumball and Darwin are extremely amazed]
- Tobias: You know what, guys? I'll be your friend.
- Darwin: Really?
- Tobias: [Assenting] Uh huh. For twenty bucks.
- Gumball: [Indignant] What?!
- Tobias: I'll give you a moment to think about it. [Goes down the stall wall]
- Gumball: I dunno about this, Darwin.
- Darwin: But this is what we've been looking for. [With a big smile] He is perfect!
- Gumball: [Doubts] I suppose it's only ten bucks each.
- Darwin: Yeah... About that... Can I borrow ten bucks?
- Gumball: [Sighs] Fine...
- Tobias: Great! [Flushes toilet]
- [Gumball & Darwin look at each other in confusion]
- Tobias: [Leaves the bathroom with Darwin] Man, this is gonna be awesome!
- Gumball: Hey, hey, guys! Wait up! Guys!
At Home
- [The Wattersons are having lunch, Darwin is laughing]
- Darwin: And then, Tobias said, "I know you are, but, what am I?" And everyone laughed!
- [The whole family laughs except Gumball]
- Gumball: And then I said, "You"—
- Darwin: Oh, yeah! And then Tobias showed me this really cool thing [He does it while explaining] where you shake your hands behind your back and say: "Nice to meet me." And everyone laughed!
- [The whole family laughs except Gumball]
- Darwin: He's a really cool guy!
- Gumball: Well, he's OK, but... [Gets interrupted by Darwin]
- Darwin: What do you mean he's OK? He's the best guy EVER!
- Gumball: [Upset] It's not like you've played with him your whole life.
- Darwin: I might as well have. I feel like I've known him forever.
- [Gumball throws his mashed potato to Darwin's face]
- Nicole: Gumball!
- Gumball: I'm sorry, that must have just flown off my fork. Anyway, the funniest thing happened to me today: I was going into class when...
- Richard: [Laughs] That's great. [Turns to Darwin] Now, tell me more about this Tobias guy.
- Gumball mutters
Trustball
- [Miss Simian blows the whistle]
- Lucy Simian: Everyone, pair up! And make sure it's with your best friend, because we're playing Trustball.
- Gumball: Great! Now I finally get to spend some time with... Ahhhh! [Sees Darwin happily hanging out with Tobias]
- Gumball: [Comes up to them] Darwin!
- Darwin: Hey, Gumball. Tobias was just telling me about his new computer-games console.
- Tobias: Yeah, yeah, it’s a Z Station. They are not even out yet.
- Darwin: Let’s play tonight! [To Tobias] Sleepover at yours?
- Tobias: Ya, sure! We can have a sleepover. Twenty bucks.
- Gumball: Ten bucks. I’m not coming.
- Darwin: You’re not?
- Gumball: No! I’m having a sleepover with my new best friend [Pulls Alan down with his string] Alex!
- Alan: Alan.
- Gumball: Alan. We’re gonna play Dodge or Dare all night!
- Darwin: You are?
- Alan: [Surprised] We are?
- Gumball: Yeah. And it’s gonna be loads more fun than some stupid computer game!
- Darwin: Great! Looks like it all worked out then. See you later! [Goes away with Tobias but then returns back] Oh, can I borrow 10 bucks? [Gumball gives him 10 bucks] Thanks! Wait for me, Tobias!
At the Backyard, part 1
- Gumball: Ah, come on, Adrian! Roll the dice! Roll the dice!
- Alan: I can’t! I got no hands!
- Gumball: Argh! Fine! I’ll do it for you! [Rolls the dice] Six. Right. Pick a card!
- Alan: I still have no hands!
- Gumball: Argh, do I have to do everything?!
- Alan: Listen, Gumball, do you really wanna be doing this? I mean, we’ve never even hung out before, and now we are having a sleepover.
- Gumball: Did I ask for your opinion, Alfred?! [Alan deflates a little]
- Alan: Can I at least call my mom?
- Gumball: Fine! But keep it quick! [Gives Alan a Telephone]
- [Brief silence]
- Alan: Still no hands.
- Gumball: Number!
In front of Tobias’ house
- Tobias: This is going to be the most fun you’ve ever had!
- Darwin: All for just ten bucks!
At the Backyard, part 2
- Gumball: [Throws a football at Alan] Catch!
- Alan: [The ball hits Alan and drives him away] Ahhhh!
- Gumball: What are you doing?
- Alan: No hands!
- Gumball: Oh...
- Alan: Look, Gumball. What’s really going on here?
- Gumball: Oh, Arthur. Who am I kidding? I’m not having as much fun as I’ve been making out. All I can think of is Darwin!
- Alan: Go to him!
- Gumball: Huh?
- Alan: Your best buddy is about to play computer games with someone who’s rich, athletic, multi-colored and a good listener! He’ll never play Dodge or Dare with you again!
- Gumball: [Gasps] They will be best friends forever and I’ll just be a memory! I have to get my best buddy back! But it’s too late!
- Alan: Dude, it’s never too late for friendship!
- Gumball: Yes! I’ll never forget you, Adam!... Andrew?... Alice?
Gumball’s race
- Gumball: Hey, kid, please lend me your bike! I’m about to lose my best friend!
- Rosie: Okay! Fifty bucks!
- Gumball: Arghhhh! Twenty bucks!
- Rosie: Seventy!
- Gumball: [Throws money at Rosie] Arghhhhhhhh!
- Gumball: [Beeps as he is about to run into a brick wall riding Rosie’s trike] Get out of the way!
- Max: I can't!
- Gumball: Get out of the way!
- Max: I’m a brick wall!
- Manhole: Hey, Max, what’s all the commotion?
- Gumball: [Flies over the brick wall] Ah! Oh! Ah! Ahhhhhhh! [Lands into a trash can]
- Pantsbully: Hey, kid, you can’t go that way!
- Gumball: No time! [Goes through wet cement] I wish... I'd listened... back then. [Cement turns into a concrete, incapacitating Gumball]
- [Gumball imagines Darwin and Tobias having fun]
- Darwin: Feel like I’m missing something...
- Tobias: Missing something? What?
- Darwin: Ah, never mind. I already forgot.
- [End of vision]
- Gumball: By the power of friendship! [Breaks the concrete and continues his rush]
- Gumball: [Sees that the road is very long] Oh, man!.. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! [Smiles as he thinks it’s over but it’s not] Gosh darn it! Ah! Ah! [It’s getting dark] All because of those stupid ants and their stupid cookie! This is all their fault! [mockingly] "Uoo! Look at me! I’m a third ant!" [Babbling] Those stupid, stupid ants! Woo! Made it to the top! [Pushes bike twords bottom of hill] Weeeeee! Woo-hoo! Oh! Ahhhh! [His trike goes to pieces as Gumball goes down a slope. He loses the trike and catches on fire because of a huge velocity he’s got. He whizzes past Doughnut Sheriff’s police car making it overturn] Ahhhhh! I’m coming for you, buddy! Hold on... [Swallows a bug]
At Tobias’ house
- [Gumball whizzes throughout Tobias’ house and then returns back to Tobias’ room]
- Gumball: [Very quickly] Where’s Darwin?! [Tobias turns to Gumball and pauses the game] What did you do with my friend?!
- Tobias: Uh... He’s in the garden... I think... [Resumes playing game]
- [Darwin looks out of the window sobbing. Gumball approaches the window from outside. Darwin thinks that Gumball is inside and turns aroundf]
- Darwin: Gumball!
- Gumball: Dude, I’m outside.
- Darwin: Oh...
- [The friends go out into the garden and hug each other]
- Gumball: I can’t believe you were gonna play computer game with Tobias.
- Darwin: But you played Dodge or Dare with someone else.
- Gumball: It didn’t mean anything. I don’t even like Adam.
- Darwin: Alan.
- Gumball: No, whatever.
- Darwin: Best friends?
- Gumball: Forever!
- Gumball and Darwin: Yay!
- [Gumball and Darwin play Kebab Fighter on Tobias’ Z Station]
- Tobias: Hey guys, shall I plug in a third controller, or what?
- Gumball and Darwin: No!
- [Episode ends]
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| Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
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| Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
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| Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
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| Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
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| Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
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| Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
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| Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
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| Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
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| Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
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| Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
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| Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
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| Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
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| Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
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| Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
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| Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
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| Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
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| Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
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| Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
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| Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
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| Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
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| Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
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| Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
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| Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
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| Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
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| Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
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| Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
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| Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
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| Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
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| Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
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| Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
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| Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
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| Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
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| Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
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| Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
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| Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
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| Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
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| Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
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| Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
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| Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
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| Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
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| Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
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| Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
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| Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
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| Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
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| Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
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| Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
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| Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
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| Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
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| Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
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| Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
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| Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
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| Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
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| Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
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| Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
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| Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
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| Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
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| Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
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| Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
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| Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
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| Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |