The Sale/Transcript

The Sale

[The episode starts with Gumball and Darwin falling through the house floor. Then cut to a shot of them in reality; they are imagining they are falling]

Anais: Come on, guys. Mr. Robinson selling his house is not the end of the world.

Nicole: Maybe we'll get some pleasant neighbors this time.

[Still imagining they are falling through a hole, Gumball and Darwin notice what Nicole said and fly up to the top of the hole. In reality, they suddenly get up and make angry faces]

Darwin: [Deep voice] TAKE THAT BACK!

Gumball: [Same deep voice as Darwin's] NO NEIGHBOR COULD EVER REPLACE THE MIRACLE THAT IS GAYLORD ROBINSON! TAKE IT BACK!

Nicole: OK, OK, OK. I take it back.

Darwin: DO IT PROPERLY! TAKE YOUR WORDS BACK!

[Nicole speaks in reverse]

Gumball: [Normal voice] Thank you.

[Gumball and Darwin faint and imagine they are falling through a hole again]

Anais: But hold on. If you've only just found out he's leaving, how'd you make that shrine so quickly? [Cut to a shot of the shrine]

Gumball: That? Oh, we've had that forever. Now if you'll excuse us, we have some mourning to do.

[Gumball rips his shirt off and starts mourning, with Darwin joining him silently]

Gumball: WHY?! WE HAD SO MUCH MORE TO GIVE! [Starts slapping himself in the head; Darwin does this as well] AUGH, TAKE ME INSTEAD!!!

[Darwin is still slapping his head]

Gumball: What's that about?

Darwin: [Speaks in sign language; a caption on the screen says "I've taken a vow not to speak"]

Gumball: Oh, now I understand... That I definitely don't speak sign language.

Darwin: [Sighs] I've taken a vow of silence.

Gumball: Well, you just broke it! You dishonored Mr. Robinson's memory!

[The two keep on mourning]

Gumball and Darwin: I'M SORRY!!! I'M SORRY!!!

Nicole: You guys realize he's still alive?

Gumball: You're right. He is still alive. In here. [Points to his heart]

Nicole: [Drags the boys outside] No, he's here. [Points to Mr. Robinson's house. Mr. Robinson is on a ladder, hammering a nail on the house, pants low enough to show his rear end]

Nicole: Mooning us.

Gumball: [He and Darwin gasp] We're wasting time! We should be up there, creating precious moments with him!

[Cut to a shot of Mr. Robinson from a window in the house . He is climbing down the ladder]

Gaylord: I must be getting old. This is much harder than it used to be.

[Cut to a shot of the outside of the house, where it turns out Gumball and Darwin are hugging him from his back]

Gaylord: [Notices Gumball and Darwin] What the- [Falls down the ladder] What are you doing?

Gumball: Making memories.

Darwin: We're never gonna see you again! We've gotta make every moment count!

Gaylord: Ugh... I don't have time for this.

Gumball: Why?

Gaylord: Because I need to make the house perfect before the buyers see it. And also because I hate you! No, uh, "hate" isn't quite the right word, it's more like "despise". No, no, maybe "abhor". Yeah. I abhor you! No, you know what? I was right the first time. I hate you! You're the main reason I'm moving!

Gumball: I understand. You're pushing us away so you don't have to confront the pain of leaving.

Gaylord: [Squishes Gumball's face by pushing it in an attempt to push him away] No, I'm pushing you away because I like pushing you away!

Gumball: Let's remember the good times, and maybe make a few more.

[Both take selfies in front of Mr. Robinson]

Gaylord: What are you doing? I didn't give you permission to take photographs!

[Gumball and Darwin fall]

Gumball: But we've got nothing to remember you by.

Darwin: Not even a lock of your hair.

Gaylord: I'm bald! I'm not gonna give you my eyebrow!

Gumball: How about we just take this thread?

Gaylord: What are you gonna do with it?

Gumball: Take it home, cook it and eat it so you'll be a part of us forever.

Gaylord: You'll go home?!

Gumball: Aha!

Gaylord: Then it's all yours!

Gumball: Ah!

[Gumball pulls thread then Mr. Robinson's nose and face get's pulled with it]

Gaylord: Are you done here?

[Mr. Robinson's face comes back to normal]

Gaylord: Just go!

[Gumball and Darwin leave while carrying the thread like a king and singing with glory]

[Mr. Robinson's arm then falls off]

Gaylord: Oh no!

[Mr. Robinson's body then falls apart]

[Gumball takes Mr. Robinson's eyebrow then Gumball and Darwin left singing with glory]

Gaylord: Uggghhh!!!

[The scene flashes to Mr. Robinson blowing the leaves away]

Gaylord: Perfect!

[Mr. Robinson's phone then rings and answers it]

Gaylord: Ah! You're on your way, heh! Great! Great! Great! Great! Hahah! Ahahah! Heh!

[Mr. Robinson notices Gumball & Darwin then throws his phone down]

Gaylord: Get out of here! I don't want you damaging anything!

Jeff on the phone: Damage?! There's damage in the house?!

Gaylord: No, no, no, no! There's no damage of any kind! Heheheh!

Gumball: So, we were wondering what to do when we miss each other. Shall we choose a star that we can all watch in the same time?

Gaylord: Sure! No problem!

[Gets off the phone]

Gaylord: Would you please stop asking me stupid questions, you little blood-sucker?

Jeff on the phone: Who ya callin' a sucker?

Gaylord: WHAT! Ohh no! I didn't call you a sucker! No, there's a small leech problem in the garden! Uh, nothin' to worry about!

[Mr. Robinson is still talking on the phone]

Darwin: How about we swap shirts, so we can always remember each others' smell.

[Darwin grabs Mr. Robinson's collar then smells it]

[Mr. Robinson then throws the phone down]

Gaylord: I don't want your rancid stink in my house!

[Jeff screams angrily on the phone]

Gaylord: Ohh no, no no! Not you! I do want your smell! Yeah, yeah!

[Mr. Robinson is still talking on the phone]

[Gumball then taps him]

Gumball: Mr. Robinson? Mr. Robinson? Hey, Mr. Robinson.

Gaylord: Yes we can!

[Gumball taps him again]

Gumball: Mr. Robinson? Mr. Robinson?

[Mr. Robinson gets of the phone]

Gaylord: JUST STOP YOUR YAPPING!

[Jeff hangs up]

Gaylord: No, no, no, no, no! Uggghhh!

Gumball: Mr. Robinson?

Gaylord: What?

Gumball: Do you want your "Goodbye" present now?

Gaylord: Does your present involve you leaving?

Gumball: Kinda, I guess.

[Gumball and Darwin then leave running]

[Mr. Robinson then sighs in relief]

[Gumball and Darwin return dancing with long, white cloths]

Gaylord: What is this?!

[Gumball sings]

Gumball: The songs of parting gift to you!

Darwin: Like we've seen people in movies do!

Gumball: They're not great movies, sure, that's true! But we'll see this through!

Darwin: I guess it's time for you to leave

Gumball & Darwin: But there's one thing you need to know! We'll never really let you go!

[Mr. Robinson then puts his hand on his face in nuisance]

Gumball: When you wake!

Darwin: And when you sleep!

Gumball & Darwin: Near or far, you must believe! We'll never really let you go-ohh! Hoahhh!

Gumball: Mountains high and rivers deep!

Darwin: We'll be there, we're yours to keep!

Gumball: Rejoicefully!

Darwin: We're never gonna let you to go-ohh!

Gumball: Woahhh!

Darwin: Hooahooh!

Gumball: We won't forget, you'll smile us back!

Darwin: Woahoahoohooh!

[Gumball & Darwin are still singing]

[Mr. Robinson notices the Bensons' car, then he blows Gumball & Darwin away with his leaf-blower]

Gaylord: Glad you can make it! Let me show you around!

[The scene flashes to Gumball & Darwin going back to the shrine]

Gumball: This is really happening, dude! They're here, ready to sign the papers. Then we're gonna lose Mr. Robinson forever!

Darwin: Oh, Mr. Robinson! If you can hear this, give us a sign! Tell us how we can make you stay!

[Light shines on Mr. Robinson's face on the painting]

[Gumball makes an impression of Mr. Robinson]

Gumball: Sabotage the sale! Sabotage the sale! Sabotage the sale!

[Darwin realizes it's Gumball]

Darwin: Dude, you could've just told me!

Gumball: Okay, sabotage the sale.

Darwin: Oh! Good idea!

Sabotaging the Sale

[Both leave running]

Gaylord: [In a posh voice] Now that you have seen the grounds would you be so kind to follow me into the main house? [Bows down] I have no idea why I'm bowing like this or speaking like this but, er, please just ignore me... [Chuckles] Ah, I'll put some coffee on, you take your time.

Gumball: [Talking in evil voice] There's evil in that house...

[Closeup on Gumball's scarred face in which one eye is blinded]

Gumball: [Still talking in evil voice] I said there's evil in that house...

[Gumball snorts and spits out, only the spit sticks to his tongue and tries numerous times to get it off. Eventually, he sucks it back in]

Gumball: This is as far as I'm willing to take you, you're on your own now...

Susan: You didn't take us anywhere.

Gumball: You're on your own now!

Jeff: You didn't- ok, thank you.

Gumball: You're on your own.

[A van passes by and Gumball quickly hides behind a trashcan]

[The Bensons turn around and move into the house]

[The scene cuts to Susan going up the stairway into a dark hallway]

[Susan is about to turn the light on]

Susan: [Looks at the other section and sees a strange figure (Darwin.)] [Gasps]

[Susan turns the light on, the figure then disappears. She repeats this a couple of times until she heads forward, scared]

[The figure (Darwin) quickly follows her]

[Susan is scared, and then looks behind and gasps with nobody there behind her]

[Susan walks as she looks at her back and eventually turns her head around, Running into Mr. Robinson]

Susan: [Screams, Then stops]

Gaylord: Would you like to check out the bathroom? [Opens the door]

[Darwin is seen in the bathroom, floating and colored in white, With big hair]

Susan: Maybe later...

[Mr. Robinson closes the door, Darwin then screams and gets knocked out of the window]

Gaylord: This is my wife Margaret, oh, don't worry, she doesn't come with the house.

Jeff: How safe is the neighborhood?

Gaylord: We never had any problems. I would say it's pretty s-

Darwin: Put your hands where I can see them. You're going down.

Gumball: Damned guard, I'll be out in thirty days to continue my crime spree, starting right here.

Darwin: Not on my watch, now get down on the ground! [Throws Gumball on the ground] Sir, get up, sir. You have the right to remain silent, now watch your head [Takes Gumball to the car]. Hey, this is not your car. I'll charge you with grand theft auto.

Susan: Wow, I think the police is scarier than the criminals.

Gaylord: Let's take a look upstairs.

Darwin: I am the law!

[The scene cuts to Gumball and Darwin in their room, Both with a frown as Gumball tries to hide the bump from his face till he finally hides it]

Darwin: [Takes off his hat] Sorry, dude, but with the badge, the uniform and the nun chucks' sense of authority I got a little carried away.

Gumball: That's not what I'm worried about, it's these buyers are not giving up. We need to get harder on them.

[Gumball hits his hand with a fist as the bump comes back]

[The Bensons open a window of the house]

[The sounds of a freeway are heard]

Susan: Is there a freeway nearby?

[Airplane lifting sounds are heard]

Jeff: And an airport?

[Animal sounds can be heard]

Susan: And a zoo?

[It is revealed that Gumball and Darwin are using piano sounds to sound like there are noisy things nearby, Darwin then presses another key on the piano]

[Normal music plays]

Jeff: And what can only be a giant elevator?

[Darwin plays fart sounds on the piano]

Susan: [Scared] And vegetarians!

Gumball & Darwin: Yes! [High Five]

Susan: Wow, a gate to the Underworld. Didn't notice that when we came in.

Gumball: Now, the seal of the deal. DAD, QUICK, ANAIS IS TRAPPED IN THE SHED AND WE CAN'T FIND THE KEYS.

Richard: I'm coming, baby! I'm coming for you! Daddy's coming!

Jeff: Meh, I can live with that.

Gumball: Oh, what is wrong with these people? I mean: who would wanna live in a place like this?

Susan: So, what do you think?

Jeff: Well, their house is awful and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone, but there's soil! That's the reason we should take it.

Gumball: There is oil under the garden!

Darwin: Mr. Robinson is sitting on a fortune and he doesn't even know.

Gumball: But those guys are not even vegetables. We gotta stop the sale.

Gaylord: So, what do you say?

Jeff: We'll take it.

Gaylord: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Gumball: Mr. Robinson, there's something you need to know. Mr. and Mrs. Benson are not exactly what they seem and I'm here to unmask them. [Rips a piece of Jeff's face] Ok, so maybe they are vegetables, but are here to take advantage of you.

Gaylord: What do you mean?

Gumball: They don't care about the house, they only care about what's underneath it. I let them tell you why.

Susan: Because we need good soil to plant our children?

Gumball: LIES! They only want what's under the soil: oil.

Susan: That makes no sense.

Gumball: Or does it?

[Pokes a shovel into the ground]

Gaylord: Oil?! We're rich! No sale, Margaret we're staying right here. [Everyone starts cheering]

Susan: Oh, forget it.

Jeff: Are you sure, Susan? We can always make higher offer. The soil was perfect.

Susan: No way, the neighbours are unbearable. Anyway, who'd want it? It's covered in raw sewage.

[The camera goes down and a pipe saying "Elmore City Sewage" is revealed]

[The episode ends]

v • e Transcript

Episode 1 The DVD	Episode 2 The Responsible	Episode 3 The Third	Episode 4 The Debt
Episode 5 The End	Episode 6 The Dress	Episode 7 The Quest	Episode 8 The Spoon
Episode 9 The Pressure	Episode 10 The Painting	Episode 11 The Laziest	Episode 12 The Ghost
Episode 13 The Mystery	Episode 14 The Prank	Episode 15 The Gi	Episode 16 The Kiss
Episode 17 The Party	Episode 18 The Refund	Episode 19 The Robot	Episode 20 The Picnic
Episode 21 The Goons	Episode 22 The Secret	Episode 23 The Sock	Episode 24 The Genius
Episode 25 The Poltergeist	Episode 26 The Mustache	Episode 27 The Date	Episode 28 The Club
Episode 29 The Wand	Episode 30 The Ape	Episode 31 The Car	Episode 32 The Curse
Episode 33 The Microwave	Episode 34 The Meddler	Episode 35 The Helmet	Episode 36 The Fight

Episode 1 The Remote	Episode 2 The Colossus	Episode 3 The Knights	Episode 4 The Fridge
Episode 5 The Flower	Episode 6 The Banana	Episode 7 The Phone	Episode 8 The Job
Episode 9 Halloween	Episode 10 The Treasure	Episode 11 The Apology	Episode 12 The Words
Episode 13 The Skull	Episode 14 The Bet	Episode 15 Christmas	Episode 16 The Watch
Episode 17 The Bumpkin	Episode 18 The Flakers	Episode 19 The Authority	Episode 20 The Virus
Episode 21 The Pony	Episode 22 The Hero	Episode 23 The Dream	Episode 24 The Sidekick
Episode 25 The Photo	Episode 26 The Tag	Episode 27 The Storm	Episode 28 The Lesson
Episode 29 The Game	Episode 30 The Limit	Episode 31 The Voice	Episode 32 The Promise
Episode 33 The Castle	Episode 34 The Boombox	Episode 35 The Tape	Episode 36 The Sweaters
Episode 37 The Internet	Episode 38 The Plan	Episode 39 The World	Episode 40 The Finale

Episode 1 The Kids	Episode 2 The Fan	Episode 3 The Coach	Episode 4 The Joy
Episode 5 The Puppy	Episode 6 The Recipe	Episode 7 The Name	Episode 8 The Extras
Episode 9 The Gripes	Episode 10 The Vacation	Episode 11 The Fraud	Episode 12 The Void
Episode 13 The Boss	Episode 14 The Move	Episode 15 The Law	Episode 16 The Allergy
Episode 17 The Mothers	Episode 18 The Password	Episode 19 The Procrastinators	Episode 20 The Shell
Episode 21 The Burden	Episode 22 The Bros	Episode 23 The Mirror	Episode 24 The Man
Episode 25 The Pizza	Episode 26 The Lie	Episode 27 The Butterfly	Episode 28 The Question
Episode 29 The Saint	Episode 30 The Friend	Episode 31 The Oracle	Episode 32 The Safety
Episode 33 The Society	Episode 34 The Spoiler	Episode 35 The Countdown	Episode 36 The Nobody
Episode 37 The Downer	Episode 38 The Egg	Episode 39 The Triangle	Episode 40 The Money

Episode 1 The Return	Episode 2 The Nemesis	Episode 3 The Crew	Episode 4 The Others
Episode 5 The Signature	Episode 6 The Check	Episode 7 The Pest	Episode 8 The Sale
Episode 9 The Gift	Episode 10 The Parking	Episode 11 The Routine	Episode 12 The Upgrade
Episode 13 The Comic	Episode 14 The Romantic	Episode 15 The Uploads	Episode 16 The Apprentice
Episode 17 The Hug	Episode 18 The Wicked	Episode 19 The Traitor	Episode 20 The Origins
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two	Episode 22 The Girlfriend	Episode 23 The Advice	Episode 24 The Signal
Episode 25 The Parasite	Episode 26 The Love	Episode 27 The Awkwardness	Episode 28 The Nest
Episode 29 The Points	Episode 30 The Bus	Episode 31 The Night	Episode 32 The Misunderstandings
Episode 33 The Roots	Episode 34 The Blame	Episode 35 The Slap	Episode 36 The Detective
Episode 37 The Fury	Episode 38 The Compilation	Episode 39 The Scam	Episode 40 The Disaster

Episode 1 The Rerun	Episode 2 The Stories	Episode 3 The Guy	Episode 4 The Boredom
Episode 5 The Vision	Episode 6 The Choices	Episode 7 The Code	Episode 8 The Test
Episode 9 The Slide	Episode 10 The Loophole	Episode 11 The Fuss	Episode 12 The Copycats
Episode 13 The Potato	Episode 14 The Outside	Episode 15 The Vase	Episode 16 The Matchmaker
Episode 17 The Box	Episode 18 The Console	Episode 19 The Ollie	Episode 20 The Catfish
Episode 21 The Cycle	Episode 22 The Stars	Episode 23 The Grades	Episode 24 The Diet
Episode 25 The Ex	Episode 26 The Sorcerer	Episode 27 The Menu	Episode 28 The Uncle
Episode 29 The Weirdo	Episode 30 The Heist	Episode 31 The Singing	Episode 32 The Best
Episode 33 The Worst	Episode 34 The Deal	Episode 35 The Petals	Episode 36 The Nuisance
Episode 37 The Line	Episode 38 The List	Episode 39 The News	Episode 40 The Puppets

Episode 1 The Rival	Episode 2 The Lady	Episode 3 The Sucker	Episode 4 The Vegging
Episode 5 The One	Episode 6 The Father	Episode 7 The Cringe	Episode 8 The Cage
Episode 9 The Neighbor	Episode 10 The Anybody	Episode 11 The Faith	Episode 12 The Candidate
Episode 13 The Pact	Episode 14 The Shippening	Episode 15 The Brain	Episode 16 The Parents
Episode 17 The Founder	Episode 18 The Schooling	Episode 19 The Intelligence	Episode 20 The Potion
Episode 21 The Spinoffs	Episode 22 The Transformation	Episode 23 The Understanding	Episode 24 The Ad
Episode 25 The Ghouls	Episode 26 The Stink	Episode 27 The Awareness	Episode 28 The Slip
Episode 29 The Drama	Episode 30 The Buddy	Episode 31 The Possession	Episode 32 The Master
Episode 33 The Silence	Episode 34 The Future	Episode 35 The Wish	Episode 36 The Factory
Episode 37 The Agent	Episode 38 The Web	Episode 39 The Mess	Episode 40 The Heart
Episode 41 The Revolt	Episode 42 The Decisions	Episode 43 The BFFS	Episode 44 The Inquisition