The Procrastinators/Transcript

You are Procrastinators

[The episode starts off with Gumball, Darwin and Nicole in the kitchen.]

Darwin: Wait, what?

Nicole: You are procrastinators.

Darwin: What does that mean?

Gumball: Procrastinators: derived from the Mexican word, "Procratalamation" which means mid-night snack, and the viking word "Astinator" which means puckered cheese. It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark.

Darwin: [Confusingly stares at gumball]

Gumball: Of course I don't know, dude. You know how I use a dictionary.

[Flashback]

Gumball: [Closes a large dictionary while Richard is sleeping on the couch in order to scare him]

Richard: Aaaaah! [He screams his heart out, literally. Gumball slowly sneaks away]

[Flashback ends]

Anais: A procrastinator is someone who always avoids their responsibilities by doing something else instead.

Gumball: Ha! Ha! That's ridiculous.

Nicole: Gumball, you're such a procrastinator that you were four years old before you finished your first sentence, and even then it was "I'll do it tomorrow". Look, I'm going to the grocery store. I'll be back at five, and the trash better be gone!

Gumball: Fine, we'll show you that we're not prosthetic actors.

Anais: You mean that you're not movie stars with bionic body parts?

Gumball: Crime investigators!

Anais: It's procrastinators.

Gumball: You're such a smug-face-inator.

Nicole: Hey! Stop wasting time and take out the trash, unless you want to face [robotic voice] the Ter-mom-inator.

[Nicole walks out of the kitchen like a robot]

Nicole: I'll be back. At around five.

[Nicole walks out of the house like a robot]

Gumball: Don't worry mom, we'll get right on it!

Elmore Plus

[Gumball and Darwin are at the computer, eating chips]

Darwin: Shouldn't we be taking out the trash?

Gumball: Hold on, hold on. I have to moan about it on Elmore Plus first.

[Gumball types on the computer]

Gumball: [While typing] OMG GOT 2 SL@V3 AWAY TKING OUT THE TRASH . . . SMH

Darwin: Dude, you spelt "trash" right.

Gumball: Oh, yeah.

[Gumball changes the "s" in trash to "$"]

Darwin: Add some little face things.

[Gumball adds a ton of little emoticons to his comment]

Gumball: Hm, should I add yolo?

Darwin: What! No dude, have some self respect. Just put #swag.

Gumball: Alright. [Gumball types #swag] Alright, let's get on with it.

Darwin: Hold on, let's just check if anything else interesting is happening on Elmore Plus.

Gumball: Ok, but quickly.

[As Gumball clicks the mouse, an hour and a half passes]

Gumball: What the what! Dude, we were only on Elmore Plus for a second and almost half an hour passed.

Darwin: Let me try.

[Every time Darwin clicks the mouse, almost a half an hour passes]

Darwin: Dude, Elmore Plus really put some "pro" in the "procrastinating".

Gumball: It's far too dangerous. By the time we're finished, we'll have more wrinkles than a toe after a bath. We need to leave. Now!

[As Gumball and Darwin try to leave the room, the computer tries to suck them back. Gumball and Darwin leave the room, but the computer is too strong and sucks them back to the computer seat]

Gumball: Eh. [Continues using Elmore Plus and eating chips.]

11:30 AM

[Gumball and Darwin are in the backyard, tanning themselves]

Gumball: [In a dehydrated voice] How do I look?

Darwin: [In a dehydrated voice] Like a movie star's dad.

Darwin: How about me?

Gumball: [In a dehydrated voice] Awesome, like a handsome leather shoe.

Darwin: [In a dehydrated voice] Cool.

[Gumball and Darwin fan themselves. They are so tanned that the fan makes blows them away like dust.]

11:45 AM

[Gumball and Darwin are eating candy on the front stairs of their house]

Gumball: Hey watch this.

[Gumball throws a piece of candy in the air which lands in his mouth]

Darwin: Eh, not bad.

[Darwin throws a piece of candy in the air. It does not land for a long time. Eventually, it lands in his mouth]

[Gumball throws a piece of candy in the air which hits a bird. The bird falls down and lands in his mouth. The piece of candy lands in Darwin's mouth]

12:00 PM

[Gumball is playing a video game as Darwin enters the area like Michael Jackson doing his moonwalk.]

Darwin: Do do do do do do. He he!

Gumball: What are you doing?

Darwin: I'm practicing my moonwalk!

Gumball: That's not how you moonwalk, dude. Watch, and learn.

[Gumball walks like an astronaut on the moon]

Darwin: Dude, you're breaking the laws of the game, and the laws of physics!

Gumball: What? I cant hear you! In space, no one can hear you whine.

Darwin: Well in space, no one can breath without a helmet.

[Gumball acts like a astronaut without his helmet, fake dies and floats.]

12:15 PM

[Gumball and Darwin are eating lunch at the table]

Gumball and Darwin: Food Fight!

[The camera turns black and white and one of their food bowls are shown as a battleground. In one side there are peas, and in the other sweet corn kernels.]

Darwin: [Walkie-talkie static] Pea squadron, we have visual on our carrot target.

Gumball: [Walkie-talkie static] General Support talking, you have permission to move in!

Darwin: [Walkie-talkie static] Wait! There's a patrol unit of sweet corn!

[The corn and peas in the food bowl move against each other, and start "killing" (or rather, popping) each other]

Darwin: They are popping! I repeat, they are popping! We're still in mor-

Gumball: [Walkie-talkie static] This is sector four. You have ten seconds before sausage airstrike. That's ten seconds-

Darwin: [Walkie-talkie static] No, wait sir! There are peas still in their pod!

Gumball: -Five seconds…

Darwin: Abort! Abort!

[A sausage is dropped, it lowly falls down on the "battleground"]

Gumball: Four…

Darwin: I said abort!

Gumball: Three… [The surviving peas "run" around the food bowl] twp…one…

[The sausage hits the carrot, and explodes. The screen flashes white, and cuts to Darwin and Gumball looking sadly at a food bowl full of mashed up food with vegetables]

Gumball: [Sorrowfully] That was not as fun as I thought it would be.

Darwin: [Sorrowfully] I think I've lost my appetite.

[Gumball and Darwin hug]

12:30 PM

[Gumball and Darwin are at the couch. Gumball is digging inside the couch]

Darwin: What are you doing?

Gumball: I'm Treasure hunting.

Darwin: Dude, there's nothing interesting down there.

Gumball: Oh really?

[Gumball plays the 2001 Space Odyssey theme music]

Darwin: Eugh! That milk chocolate bar is so old, it must have turned into cheese chocolate. Just throw it away.

Gumball: Are you kidding me? Cheese and chocolate are two of my favorite things!

[Gumball eats the chocolate bar multiple times, but his body keeps rejecting it]

Darwin: Dude, stop. You clearly don't like it.

Gumball: My body just has to learn to like it.

[Gumball tries to eat the chocolate bar again. As his stomach growls, his body does not reject it for a while]

Gumball: See? Such is the power of the mind over the [Gumball vomits up the chocolate bar on Darwin's face]

1:00 PM

[Darwin is stacking up plates, bowls and other platters on the kitchen table. Gumball watches him, worried]

Gumball: Dude, I'm not sure this is a good idea.

Darwin: I bet you a dollar that nothing breaks.

Gumball: You're on!

[Darwin reaches for a cloth under the stack of plates, bowls and mugs and pulls it from under the stack. Nothing breaks]

Darwin: Haha! Cough up.

[Gumball takes a dollar and gives it to Darwin. Then the whole house collapses. Gumball takes back his dollar, and another bill from Darwin]

Gumball: Thank you, and thank you! [Laughs, then shatters to pieces]

1:30 PM

[Gumball and Darwin are having a staring contest]

Darwin: This staring match is boring. How can we spice it up?

Gumball: Like this? [Gumball hits Darwin with his eyes] Or like this!? [Gumball hits Darwin with his eyes multiple times]

1:45 PM

[Gumball and Darwin are in the backyard throwing, a frisbee at each other]

Gumball: Hey dude, can you do this? [Gumball makes his tail go in and out of his mouth]

Darwin: No. But can you do this? [Darwin stretches his arms, and his legs grow shorter]

Gumball: Not bad. But can you do this? [Gumball "stands" with his tail]

Darwin: Not bad, but can you do this? [Darwin makes his lips larger and smacks them]

Gumball: No. But how about this? [Gumball burrows his head into the ground. It reappears behind a fence] Oh hi!

Darwin: [Darwin flaps his buttocks repeatedly] How about this?

Gumball: Yeah!? Well can you fit your whole arm in your mouth? [Fits whole arm in mouth]

Darwin: I can fit two-and a leg! [Fits both arms, and a leg in mouth]

Gumball: How about this? [Fits torso in mouth]

Darwin: [Muffled] How about this? [Fits all limbs in mouth]

[Eventually, both Gumball and Darwin swallow themselves and disappear into thin air]

2:00 PM

Gumball: Are you ready for the fire sauce challenge?

[Gumball and Darwin eat a spoonful of hot sauce]

Darwin: Eh, not so bad.

Gumball: Meh.

[Both begin to sweat and redden. Suddenly, Gumball's tail catches on fire like a rocket fuse]

Gumball: [Panics, then blows up like a firecracker]

Darwin: Hehe! Some people just can't handle their hot sauce-[Screams and melts]

2:45 PM

[Gumball is on the couch reading Captain Punch when suddenly a red dot appears. This makes Gumball act like a cat and chase the red dot, and in the process destroy lots of items in the living room and scratches himself. Meanwhile, Darwin is outside investigating a laser pointer. It is pointed towards a window of the house]

Darwin: Nah. This laser pit is garbage.

[Darwin throws the laser away, causing Gumball to break the window and chase after it]

3:15 PM

Gumball: Ok, I guess it's time.

[Gumball finally takes the trash bag in the kitchen. But instead, he uses it to break the clock]

Gumball: [Sigh] That clock was driving me nuts. [Throws garbage bag back in the kitchen]

Who will be the best looking girl?

[Gumball and Darwin are in the bathroom]

Gumball: Okay, who will be the best looking girl? One, two, three!

[Gumball and Darwin turn around and face the camera. They have lots of makeup on their faces]

Darwin: Oh, you notice something?

Gumball: More makeup! I think mom's got some in her bed [Elmore Plus on the computer chimes] Whoa!

[Gumball and Darwin are pulled to the computer. Their makeup is ruined. Gumball starts typing]

3:25 PM

[Gumball and Darwin are in the backyard, about to play chess. Gumball is arranging his chess pieces in their proper places. Darwin gets bored watching Gumball do this]

Darwin: [sighs]

[Gumball continues arranging his pieces]

Gumball: [Pressing a timer] Perfect.

Darwin: So, are you gonna teach me to play now?

Gumball: Yes Darwin. But remember: chess is a very complex and strategic game. You do not play the board, you play your opponent.

Darwin: Like how?

Gumball: Like this!

[Gumball throws a chess piece at Darwin. Then they both throw chess pieces at each other]

Drawing Pictures

[Cut to the living room where Gumball and Darwin are drawing each other draw each other, with a fruit bowl on the table.]

Gumball: Okay, finished! Go on, show yours.

Darwin: No, you first.

Gumball: Okay. Both at the same time.

Gumball and Darwin: Three, two, one!

[They both reveal their drawings. Gumball's drawing is a detailed sketch of Darwin. Darwin's drawing resembles a child's drawing. There is a creepy looking clown on the side of his drawing, and Gumball notices this]

Gumball: Dude! We were supposed to be doing portraits. Why would you add [Gumball puts down his drawing, revealing-] a scary clown through the window inside [Glances at the window] of a beautiful-[Sees that the scary clown is real and closes his eyes, frightened]

Clown: I've got a telegram for Gumball and Darwin Watterson. [Inhales] "Take out the the trash, it could be done in a flash. If you can do the math, you can avoid your mom's wrath. Signed, Nicole Watterson." [Smiles, then disappears from the window]

[Gumball and Darwin look at each other, terrified]

Deleting Gumball's Elmore Plus account (4:45 PM)

[Gumball and Darwin finally take the trash out in the yard, and head for the trash bin]

Gumball: Well, I guess we got to do it at some point.

[Suddenly, Gumball and Darwin receive a notification on Elmore Plus, which causes them to get sucked back into their room through the window. Gumball, close to dumping the trash brings it along with him]

Gumball: That's it! I'm deleting my Elmore Plus account. [Clicks] Ok, are you sure? [Clicks] Yes. Are you really sure? [Clicks] Yes. Are you absolutely sure? Yes [Clicks] I'm absolutely sure! For security reasons, please enter the word in the box below. Okay, uh-

[Gumball and Darwin can't read the words in the box due to it being distorted and twisted. Gumball puts the keyboard upside down which causes the word he puts in to be correct]

Gumball: Aha! Just click confirm…

[Gumball tries to click "confirm". But every time he does, the confirm button dodges the cursor multiple time]

Gumball: AH! THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMORE PLUS ACCOUNT- [Tries to throw the computer monitor, but the wires pull it down] Hold on. [Unscrews a plug] Need to get those little screws at the back. THIS IS HOW YOU DELETE AN ELMORE PLUS ACCOUNT [Throws computer monitor out the window] Yah!

[Gumball's face sucks the computer monitor back, and it hits him in the face. Then the screen goes black and fades into the next scene]

I'm out of procrastination Ideas. Or am I?

Gumball: Oh man. I'm out of "procrastellation" ideas.

Darwin: Looks like we'll have to take out the trash after all.

[Gumball and Darwin start to moan. They also start banging on objects]

[Gumball and Darwin make music with the objects around them. Suddenly the microwave clock turns to five o'clock]

5:00 PM

Gumball: Oh my gosh, it's five PM!

[Gumball and Darwin rush outside to take out the trash. But when they open the door, they meet Nicole. She is still acting as the "ter-mom-inator". Through a shade of her sunglasses, she analyzes them and identifies them.]

Nicole: [Robotic voice] Did you take out the trash?

Gumball and Darwin: Mhm. [Both smile sweetly]

Nicole: [Robotic voice] Good! Now take the groceries, and put them away!

Gumball and Darwin:[Nod] Yeah, sure.

[Nicole walks into the house and, through the living room like a robot. Gumball and Darwin hide the trash bag. Suddenly, Nicole notices something and turns towards them. She just pats Gumball, and then continues walking away. Both sigh in relief. The garbage truck outside leaves]

Darwin: We're cooked!

Gumball: Not yet!

Taking Out The Trash

[Gumball and Darwin rush outside to take the trash out but the garbage truck leaves. Gumball and Darwin chase the garbage truck down the street. Gumball runs into a bus stop pole causing the bag to fly out of his hands and into the garbage truck. In celebration, Gumball and Darwin jump up in the air and freeze for a few moments (some of the screen disappearing). But then since both bags look almost exactly the same, Gumball throws out the grocery bag out by mistake, forcing the family to eat the trash.]

Richard: Uh, can I have some more of the sports section?

Nicole: Can someone please explain to me how this happened?

Gumball: [Smiles sheepishly] ...wrong bag.

[Episode Ends]

v • e Transcript

Episode 1 The DVD	Episode 2 The Responsible	Episode 3 The Third	Episode 4 The Debt
Episode 5 The End	Episode 6 The Dress	Episode 7 The Quest	Episode 8 The Spoon
Episode 9 The Pressure	Episode 10 The Painting	Episode 11 The Laziest	Episode 12 The Ghost
Episode 13 The Mystery	Episode 14 The Prank	Episode 15 The Gi	Episode 16 The Kiss
Episode 17 The Party	Episode 18 The Refund	Episode 19 The Robot	Episode 20 The Picnic
Episode 21 The Goons	Episode 22 The Secret	Episode 23 The Sock	Episode 24 The Genius
Episode 25 The Poltergeist	Episode 26 The Mustache	Episode 27 The Date	Episode 28 The Club
Episode 29 The Wand	Episode 30 The Ape	Episode 31 The Car	Episode 32 The Curse
Episode 33 The Microwave	Episode 34 The Meddler	Episode 35 The Helmet	Episode 36 The Fight

Episode 1 The Remote	Episode 2 The Colossus	Episode 3 The Knights	Episode 4 The Fridge
Episode 5 The Flower	Episode 6 The Banana	Episode 7 The Phone	Episode 8 The Job
Episode 9 Halloween	Episode 10 The Treasure	Episode 11 The Apology	Episode 12 The Words
Episode 13 The Skull	Episode 14 The Bet	Episode 15 Christmas	Episode 16 The Watch
Episode 17 The Bumpkin	Episode 18 The Flakers	Episode 19 The Authority	Episode 20 The Virus
Episode 21 The Pony	Episode 22 The Hero	Episode 23 The Dream	Episode 24 The Sidekick
Episode 25 The Photo	Episode 26 The Tag	Episode 27 The Storm	Episode 28 The Lesson
Episode 29 The Game	Episode 30 The Limit	Episode 31 The Voice	Episode 32 The Promise
Episode 33 The Castle	Episode 34 The Boombox	Episode 35 The Tape	Episode 36 The Sweaters
Episode 37 The Internet	Episode 38 The Plan	Episode 39 The World	Episode 40 The Finale

Episode 1 The Kids	Episode 2 The Fan	Episode 3 The Coach	Episode 4 The Joy
Episode 5 The Puppy	Episode 6 The Recipe	Episode 7 The Name	Episode 8 The Extras
Episode 9 The Gripes	Episode 10 The Vacation	Episode 11 The Fraud	Episode 12 The Void
Episode 13 The Boss	Episode 14 The Move	Episode 15 The Law	Episode 16 The Allergy
Episode 17 The Mothers	Episode 18 The Password	Episode 19 The Procrastinators	Episode 20 The Shell
Episode 21 The Burden	Episode 22 The Bros	Episode 23 The Mirror	Episode 24 The Man
Episode 25 The Pizza	Episode 26 The Lie	Episode 27 The Butterfly	Episode 28 The Question
Episode 29 The Saint	Episode 30 The Friend	Episode 31 The Oracle	Episode 32 The Safety
Episode 33 The Society	Episode 34 The Spoiler	Episode 35 The Countdown	Episode 36 The Nobody
Episode 37 The Downer	Episode 38 The Egg	Episode 39 The Triangle	Episode 40 The Money

Episode 1 The Return	Episode 2 The Nemesis	Episode 3 The Crew	Episode 4 The Others
Episode 5 The Signature	Episode 6 The Check	Episode 7 The Pest	Episode 8 The Sale
Episode 9 The Gift	Episode 10 The Parking	Episode 11 The Routine	Episode 12 The Upgrade
Episode 13 The Comic	Episode 14 The Romantic	Episode 15 The Uploads	Episode 16 The Apprentice
Episode 17 The Hug	Episode 18 The Wicked	Episode 19 The Traitor	Episode 20 The Origins
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two	Episode 22 The Girlfriend	Episode 23 The Advice	Episode 24 The Signal
Episode 25 The Parasite	Episode 26 The Love	Episode 27 The Awkwardness	Episode 28 The Nest
Episode 29 The Points	Episode 30 The Bus	Episode 31 The Night	Episode 32 The Misunderstandings
Episode 33 The Roots	Episode 34 The Blame	Episode 35 The Slap	Episode 36 The Detective
Episode 37 The Fury	Episode 38 The Compilation	Episode 39 The Scam	Episode 40 The Disaster

Episode 1 The Rerun	Episode 2 The Stories	Episode 3 The Guy	Episode 4 The Boredom
Episode 5 The Vision	Episode 6 The Choices	Episode 7 The Code	Episode 8 The Test
Episode 9 The Slide	Episode 10 The Loophole	Episode 11 The Fuss	Episode 12 The Copycats
Episode 13 The Potato	Episode 14 The Outside	Episode 15 The Vase	Episode 16 The Matchmaker
Episode 17 The Box	Episode 18 The Console	Episode 19 The Ollie	Episode 20 The Catfish
Episode 21 The Cycle	Episode 22 The Stars	Episode 23 The Grades	Episode 24 The Diet
Episode 25 The Ex	Episode 26 The Sorcerer	Episode 27 The Menu	Episode 28 The Uncle
Episode 29 The Weirdo	Episode 30 The Heist	Episode 31 The Singing	Episode 32 The Best
Episode 33 The Worst	Episode 34 The Deal	Episode 35 The Petals	Episode 36 The Nuisance
Episode 37 The Line	Episode 38 The List	Episode 39 The News	Episode 40 The Puppets

Episode 1 The Rival	Episode 2 The Lady	Episode 3 The Sucker	Episode 4 The Vegging
Episode 5 The One	Episode 6 The Father	Episode 7 The Cringe	Episode 8 The Cage
Episode 9 The Neighbor	Episode 10 The Anybody	Episode 11 The Faith	Episode 12 The Candidate
Episode 13 The Pact	Episode 14 The Shippening	Episode 15 The Brain	Episode 16 The Parents
Episode 17 The Founder	Episode 18 The Schooling	Episode 19 The Intelligence	Episode 20 The Potion
Episode 21 The Spinoffs	Episode 22 The Transformation	Episode 23 The Understanding	Episode 24 The Ad
Episode 25 The Ghouls	Episode 26 The Stink	Episode 27 The Awareness	Episode 28 The Slip
Episode 29 The Drama	Episode 30 The Buddy	Episode 31 The Possession	Episode 32 The Master
Episode 33 The Silence	Episode 34 The Future	Episode 35 The Wish	Episode 36 The Factory
Episode 37 The Agent	Episode 38 The Web	Episode 39 The Mess	Episode 40 The Heart
Episode 41 The Revolt	Episode 42 The Decisions	Episode 43 The BFFS	Episode 44 The Inquisition