The Party/Transcript

Am I Invited?

[The episode starts at the Elmore Junior High School, with the students crowded around Tobias in the hallway]

Tina: Am I invited?

Leslie: Am I invited?

Gumball: Am I invited?

Darwin: Am I invited?

Tobias​​​​​​​: Guys, guys! Let me cut to the chase here, alright? You're all invited!

Students: Yay! A high school party, and we are all invited!

Rachel​​​​​​​: NONE OF YOU ARE INVIIIIIITEEEED!!!

Tobias​​​​​​: [Indifferently] Oh, hi Rachel.

Rachel​​​​​​​: My party is for young adults! Not old BABIIIIES!

Tobias​​​​​​​: [Tuts and wags his finger] Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. Wouldn't it be a shame if Mom and Dad found out about your secret party?

Students: [Simultaneously tut and wag their fingers] Rachel, Rachel, Rachel.

Rachel​​​​​​​: [Pretends to think for a second] Fine. You can come.

[Some students quietly cheer]

Rachel: But you all have to bring... a date!

Students: A date?!

Rachel​​​​​​​: Uh-huh.

[Rachel walks off then pops back in]

Rachel​​​​​​​: Good luck! [Leaves again]

[The students look at the camera, all in horror, apart from Darwin who is confused. Then, everyone except Darwin runs off screaming. He eyes the rest, then looks back bewildered]

Darwin: What's a date? [Walks in the direction of where the rest ran off, and calls them] Hey! What's a date?

[Miss Simian appears behind a closed classroom door]

Lucy Simian: Hmm... A secret house party, eh? Mhh, I'd better tell Principal Brown. [Lowers]

Date Options

[At the cafeteria, Gumball and Darwin are sitting at a table, with Gumball looking around the room marking a list of dates he could bring at the party]

Gumball: All right, buddy, let's make a list of possible dates.

Darwin: What's a date?

Bobert: [Rises] Date, D-A-T-E, social activity undertaken by two people to assess their suitability for a relationship. [Lowers, then rises again and tells another meaning of "date"] It is also a fruit that makes you poop. [Lowers back again]

Gumball: Yeeeah... thanks?

Darwin: Hey! What about Penny?

Gumball: Aw, Penny?

[Gumball looks at Penny while she's holding her trail laughing. He sees her through a crush filter]

Gumball: [Off-screen] Oh, no, no, no. I just like her as a friend.

[Gumball's pupils are shaped like hearts and his tongue is hanging out]

Darwin: Why are your eyes shaped like hearts?

Gumball: Allergies!

Darwin: Oh. Well, what about Carrie?

[Carrie is shown eating a sandwich]

Gumball: [Off-screen] Carrie... She's got spirit...

[A piece of sandwich falls off Carrie's body onto the floor, Carrie is shocked]

Gumball: [Off-screen] I'll put her in the "maybes". Next.

[Teri is shown laughing]

Gumball: [Off-screen] Teri. Nicely drawn features...

[Teri turns her face to the right, making herself nearly invisible]

Gumball: [Off-screen] But a little flat.

Gumball: I'll put her in the "possiblies". Hmmm...

[Carmen is shown reading a science book]

Gumball: [Off-screen] Carmen. Prickly, but smart. Interesting.

Gumball: Umm, Sussie...

[Sussie is shown chewing with her mouth open while Masami and Penny look at her nonchalantly]

Gumball: No. [Marks the list and looks down sadly]

[A paper plane suddenly appears and lands on the green food]

Darwin: What's that?

Gumball: [Opens the paper plane and reads the question written on it] "Would you be the jelly in my peanut butter sandwich?" Mmm...

[Gumball imagines two slices of bread with peanut butter but without jelly]

Imaginary Bread: What do you say, Gumball?

Gumball: Nah. No, thanks. I already ate. [Crumples and throws away the paper plane] All right buddy, it's date-time!

A Very Bad Flirter

[The scene transitions to the school hallway with a rainbow-heart animation. Gumball walks up to Masami while she's talking to Teri]

Gumball​: Hey Masami, wanna be my date? You're not really my type 'cuz I usually like attractive girls, but hey, beggars can't be choosers.

[Masami gets angry and turns stormy]

Gumball: You are a girl, right?

[Masami is still angry]

Gumball: What?

[Masami strikes Gumball with lightning and flies away. Gumball screams and coughs]

Gumball: How about you, Teri? You look desperate.

[Teri gasps, insulted, and swings her hand in front of Gumball, touching his face lightly]

Gumball: Was that a slap?

Teri: [Angrily] Yes. [Walks away]

Gumball: Uh, ouch?

[Sussie walks by]

Gumball: Ahhh! Hey, Sussie, it's your lucky day, you're my date for the party. What do you say?

[Sussie burps in Gumball's face and he gasps for air, she then walks away]

[Banana Joe and Carmen pass by while holding hands]

Banana Joe: Haha! Date fail! Come on, Prickles, let's roll! [Runs off with Carmen]

[Gumball sighs]

One Last Option

[The scene changes to the Wattersons' house, with the family having lunch at the table]

Richard: Oh cheer up, Gumball. When I was your age, I needed a girl for a party and what I said to her was: [Stuffs a lump of food into his mouth, then mumbles before swallowing the food] and twenty years later, we're still married.

Gumball: Aww, Dad, you make it sound so easy...

Anais: Are you sure you've asked every girl in class?

Darwin: You didn't ask Penny.

Gumball: Penny?! She's too hot. NOT-not hot, n— hot... my type, not my type! Hehehe... [Smiles nervously]

[Shot cuts to a ketchup doodle of Penny on Gumball's plate]

Anais: Well, if it's not Penny, there's still one girl you haven't asked.

Gumball: Really? Who?

[Anais stares at him]

Gumball: Oh. Her.

[Anais gives Gumball the phone and he talks on it outside of the kitchen]

Gumball: Hi, this is Gumball Watterson calling. Would you be my date to the party? Uh no, you weren't exactly the first girl I asked but... No-no-no-no-no-no, don't hang up! [Whispers] Please, I can beg.

[Gumball kneels down]

Gumball: [Whispers] Yes, I'm on my knees. Hey, I'm not saying that! No-no-no-no, please don't hang up! [Sighs] Fine. I, Gumball Watterson, have a stupid face... [Darwin peeks] stuck on a big stupid head... [Anais peeks] with a tiny stupid brain... [Nicole peeks] and stupid is my favorite color. [Richard peeks]

[Darwin, Anais, Nicole, and Richard laugh softly]

Gumball: [Gasps] You will?! Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you so much! I'll pick you up at eight. [Hangs up the phone and looks behind him]

[Darwin, Anais, Nicole, and Richard run back into their seats, while Darwin falls for a split second then flips back up to his seat]

Gumball: Yesss! See Darwin? No girl can resist me.

Gumball's Date

[The scene cuts to Richard driving the kids to the party]

Richard: [Crying] I'm so proud of you. My baby boy is becoming a man.

Gumball : Yeah! Keep it together, dad.

Richard: It seems like only yesterday we were watching "Daisy The Donkey" together.

Gumball: Dad, that was yesterday.

Richard: Well, it feels like a long time ago. And look at you now, dating a girl!

[Camera zooms out, revealing Tina on the back seat, sticking out her tongue]

Outside Tobias'

[Gumball rings the doorbell, waiting with Darwin and Tina, then Hector appears and lowers his hand to drop Penny]

Penny: Hey.

Darwin: Hello.

Gumball: Hi, Penny!

Penny: [Indifferently] Yeah, hi, Gumball.

Gumball: So... I didn't realize you were coming with Hector.

Penny: I didn't realize you liked lizard-breath.

[Tina smells her breath, there's a long awkward silence]

Darwin: I feel awkward.

[Principal Brown and Miss Simian pop out of a nearby bush]

Nigel Brown: Ahh... More guests have arrived. Shall we make our move?

Lucy Simian: Patience, Nigel. Let's wait until it's in full swing.

[They both hide back into the bush]

[Rachel opens the door feeling excited, then becomes disappointed]

Rachel​​​​​​​​​​​: TOBIAS! More of your dweeb loser baby friends have arrived.

[Rachel walks back in the house and Tobias slides in]

Tobias​​​​​​​​​​​: GUYS! GUYS! This party is totally off the hook!

Tobias' Party

[Gumball and Darwin are in the house looking at the party in disbelief]

[Bobert, Anton and Banana Joe are dancing while clapping their hands, while Teri and Leslie are playing Tea Party]

Teri: [Pours imaginary tea into two cups] Any room for more tea? [Pours imaginary tea into Leslie's pot]

Leslie​​​​​​​​​​: Don't mind if I do.

[Molly and Rob are playing catch using Alan as the ball]

Alan​​​​​​​​​​: Whoohoo! This is such fun!

[Sussie is eating potato chips with her mouth open]

Gumball: [Unimpressed] This... is a high school party?

Darwin: I know... It's awesome! [Runs excitedly] WOOOOO!

Tina: Wanna dance?

Gumball: Ugh, you go ahead. I'll join you later.

[Darwin is playing leapfrog with Idaho]

Clayton: I'm having the time of my life.

Miss Simian Crashes the Party

[The door bell rings and Miss Simian busts down the door]

Lucy Simian: This party is busted!

[Some of the students are putting their hands up]

Lucy Simian: Busted WIDE OPEN!

Nigel Brown: [Appears behind her] Busted.

Lucy Simian: Now for some real music!

[Miss Simian presses one of Juke's buttons, and dance music begins playing with the scene changing to a neon party. Everyone starts screaming, violently smashing things and raising horn sings with their hands]

[Rob and Tobias have lamp shades on their heads, switching them on and off, revealing their brains like an X-ray, Alan attempts to fit himself in with some other balloons, Leslie is dancing with his pot on his head, and Sussie is still eating chips]

Jamie: Hey, look! I'm gonna throw the TV out of the window!

TV: Please, allow me. [Jumps out of the window]

Rachel​​​​​​​​: NO! Not the TV!!! [Miss Simian lands on her]

[The crowd throws Miss Simian into the air, and she then falls onto the floor]

Nigel Brown: That's my girl! WOOHOO! [Headbutts Bobert]

[Molly and Carmen are jumping on the sofa. Molly jumps so high she pops out of the roof]

The Sun: [Angrily] Hey, dude. I'm trying to sleep here!

Molly: Sorry.

[Rachel is seen sitting on the stairs outside crying]

Darwin: Hello. [Walks out toward Rachel] Hey, why are you crying?

Rachel​​​​​​​​: [Sadly] Because this is the worst party ever! I invited everybody and none of my friends turned up! [Continues sobbing]

Darwin: But we all came, and we're your friends!

Rachel​​​​​​​​: You guys aren't my friends. YOU JUST TRASHED MY PARENTS' HOUSE!

[Banana Joe flies out the window, he then laughs and runs back inside]

Darwin: Don't worry, I'll tidy it up!

Rachel​​​​​​​​: Yeah, sure, you're gonna tidy all this up?

Darwin: Of course! Don't you know I'm part sucker fish? [Moves his mouth up and down, making "whoop" sound effects]

Rachel​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Thanks. [Sniffs] What's your name?

Darwin: Darwin Raglan Caspian Ahab Poseidon Nicodemus Watterson III!

Rachel​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​: [Giggles] You don't seem so bad for a kid.

Party Down

[Scene changes back to the party, with everyone down and slow music playing in the background. Teri is asleep on the floor with scribbles all over her, Juke is sleeping in a corner with his tape on the floor and its reel extending from the outside of his reader, Sussie is still eating, and Idaho and Banana Joe are dancing slowly with parts of their skin peeled off]

Idaho: Haha! I'm doing the mashed potato!

[Leslie is lying on the ground facing down, then raises his head, revealing his wrinkled face]

Leslie​​​​​​​​​​: [Dry voice] Ahh... Thirsty!

[Penny and Hector are dancing together. Gumball and Tina are also dancing unenthusiastically]

Penny: Hey, how's your date?

Gumball: [Sarcastically] Great. How's yours?

Penny: Hector's not really my type... Gumball? Do you remember that paper plane?

Gumball: Umm, oh yeah! "Will you be the jelly in my peanut butter sandwich?" I wasn't really hungry.

Penny: No, silly! I was the peanut butter.

Gumball: What?! Oh, I was supposed to be the jelly, wasn't I?

Penny: You seriously didn't understand?

Gumball: Uh, no.

Hector: Hey, Tina! Can I have the next dance?

Tina: You can have this one. [Drops Gumball]

Gumball: Aahh!

After the Party

[Darwin sucks the messes like a vacuum cleaner, sucks the damaged sofa and spits it out, turning it as if it was new. He then meets with Rachel, Gumball and Penny outside the house]

Darwin: Finished!

Rachel​​​​​​: Darwin! You're the best kid ever! How come you don't have a girlfriend?

Darwin: What do I need a girlfriend for?

Rachel​​​​​​​​​​​​​: This. [Kisses Darwin's cheek]

Darwin: [Whispering] Everything's so clear now. [Flips upside down with a huge smile on his face]

Rachel​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Is he gonna be alright?

Gumball: Yeah, yeah, he'll be fine. Uh, Penny?

Penny: Yes?

[Suddenly, the world fades away as Gumball and Penny are surrounded by the vastness of space once again]

Gumball: Um, I was thinking about the, you know, next party? Maybe you can be the sandwich in my uh, peanut jelly butter... you know what I mean.

Penny: [Giggles] Yeah, I'd love to.

[Penny and Gumball lean in for a kiss... only to be interrupted by Richard, who honks the horn repeatedly, abruptly cutting the scene back to reality]

Rachel​​​​​​​​​​​​​: I think your dad's here.

Gumball: Oh, well. Time to go... [Sadly] I guess. [Perks up again] C'mon buddy!

[Gumball drags Darwin to the car]

Gumball: Thanks for the party! I love you, Penny! [Facepalms] What did I say that for?!

Rachel​​​​​​​​​​​​​: Is that really the best we can do?

Penny: I think he's awesome. [Blushes]

Back in the Car

[Darwin, Gumball, and Richard are all sitting silently in the car]

Richard: [Whispering] I like the new one better.

Gumball: [Blushes] Who? What? Penny? Oh no, I don't love her! I-I mean love her! I mean like her. Can we go home, please?

Richard: And how was the party for you, Darwin?

Darwin: I don't know exactly how to put it into words, but... [Starts yodeling]

Epilogue

[At Tobias' house, Mr. and Mrs. Wilson are talking, with only their shadows being visible]

Jackie​​​​​​​​​​: See? Didn't I tell you we could trust Rachel and Tobias while we're away?

Harold​​​​​​​​​​: Huh, wait 'till we see the phone bill.

[A closet door opens slowly, revealing Principal Brown and Miss Simian about to kiss each other, who are then shocked]

[Episode ends]

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Episode 1 The DVD	Episode 2 The Responsible	Episode 3 The Third	Episode 4 The Debt
Episode 5 The End	Episode 6 The Dress	Episode 7 The Quest	Episode 8 The Spoon
Episode 9 The Pressure	Episode 10 The Painting	Episode 11 The Laziest	Episode 12 The Ghost
Episode 13 The Mystery	Episode 14 The Prank	Episode 15 The Gi	Episode 16 The Kiss
Episode 17 The Party	Episode 18 The Refund	Episode 19 The Robot	Episode 20 The Picnic
Episode 21 The Goons	Episode 22 The Secret	Episode 23 The Sock	Episode 24 The Genius
Episode 25 The Poltergeist	Episode 26 The Mustache	Episode 27 The Date	Episode 28 The Club
Episode 29 The Wand	Episode 30 The Ape	Episode 31 The Car	Episode 32 The Curse
Episode 33 The Microwave	Episode 34 The Meddler	Episode 35 The Helmet	Episode 36 The Fight

Episode 1 The Remote	Episode 2 The Colossus	Episode 3 The Knights	Episode 4 The Fridge
Episode 5 The Flower	Episode 6 The Banana	Episode 7 The Phone	Episode 8 The Job
Episode 9 Halloween	Episode 10 The Treasure	Episode 11 The Apology	Episode 12 The Words
Episode 13 The Skull	Episode 14 The Bet	Episode 15 Christmas	Episode 16 The Watch
Episode 17 The Bumpkin	Episode 18 The Flakers	Episode 19 The Authority	Episode 20 The Virus
Episode 21 The Pony	Episode 22 The Hero	Episode 23 The Dream	Episode 24 The Sidekick
Episode 25 The Photo	Episode 26 The Tag	Episode 27 The Storm	Episode 28 The Lesson
Episode 29 The Game	Episode 30 The Limit	Episode 31 The Voice	Episode 32 The Promise
Episode 33 The Castle	Episode 34 The Boombox	Episode 35 The Tape	Episode 36 The Sweaters
Episode 37 The Internet	Episode 38 The Plan	Episode 39 The World	Episode 40 The Finale

Episode 1 The Kids	Episode 2 The Fan	Episode 3 The Coach	Episode 4 The Joy
Episode 5 The Puppy	Episode 6 The Recipe	Episode 7 The Name	Episode 8 The Extras
Episode 9 The Gripes	Episode 10 The Vacation	Episode 11 The Fraud	Episode 12 The Void
Episode 13 The Boss	Episode 14 The Move	Episode 15 The Law	Episode 16 The Allergy
Episode 17 The Mothers	Episode 18 The Password	Episode 19 The Procrastinators	Episode 20 The Shell
Episode 21 The Burden	Episode 22 The Bros	Episode 23 The Mirror	Episode 24 The Man
Episode 25 The Pizza	Episode 26 The Lie	Episode 27 The Butterfly	Episode 28 The Question
Episode 29 The Saint	Episode 30 The Friend	Episode 31 The Oracle	Episode 32 The Safety
Episode 33 The Society	Episode 34 The Spoiler	Episode 35 The Countdown	Episode 36 The Nobody
Episode 37 The Downer	Episode 38 The Egg	Episode 39 The Triangle	Episode 40 The Money

Episode 1 The Return	Episode 2 The Nemesis	Episode 3 The Crew	Episode 4 The Others
Episode 5 The Signature	Episode 6 The Check	Episode 7 The Pest	Episode 8 The Sale
Episode 9 The Gift	Episode 10 The Parking	Episode 11 The Routine	Episode 12 The Upgrade
Episode 13 The Comic	Episode 14 The Romantic	Episode 15 The Uploads	Episode 16 The Apprentice
Episode 17 The Hug	Episode 18 The Wicked	Episode 19 The Traitor	Episode 20 The Origins
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two	Episode 22 The Girlfriend	Episode 23 The Advice	Episode 24 The Signal
Episode 25 The Parasite	Episode 26 The Love	Episode 27 The Awkwardness	Episode 28 The Nest
Episode 29 The Points	Episode 30 The Bus	Episode 31 The Night	Episode 32 The Misunderstandings
Episode 33 The Roots	Episode 34 The Blame	Episode 35 The Slap	Episode 36 The Detective
Episode 37 The Fury	Episode 38 The Compilation	Episode 39 The Scam	Episode 40 The Disaster

Episode 1 The Rerun	Episode 2 The Stories	Episode 3 The Guy	Episode 4 The Boredom
Episode 5 The Vision	Episode 6 The Choices	Episode 7 The Code	Episode 8 The Test
Episode 9 The Slide	Episode 10 The Loophole	Episode 11 The Fuss	Episode 12 The Copycats
Episode 13 The Potato	Episode 14 The Outside	Episode 15 The Vase	Episode 16 The Matchmaker
Episode 17 The Box	Episode 18 The Console	Episode 19 The Ollie	Episode 20 The Catfish
Episode 21 The Cycle	Episode 22 The Stars	Episode 23 The Grades	Episode 24 The Diet
Episode 25 The Ex	Episode 26 The Sorcerer	Episode 27 The Menu	Episode 28 The Uncle
Episode 29 The Weirdo	Episode 30 The Heist	Episode 31 The Singing	Episode 32 The Best
Episode 33 The Worst	Episode 34 The Deal	Episode 35 The Petals	Episode 36 The Nuisance
Episode 37 The Line	Episode 38 The List	Episode 39 The News	Episode 40 The Puppets

Episode 1 The Rival	Episode 2 The Lady	Episode 3 The Sucker	Episode 4 The Vegging
Episode 5 The One	Episode 6 The Father	Episode 7 The Cringe	Episode 8 The Cage
Episode 9 The Neighbor	Episode 10 The Anybody	Episode 11 The Faith	Episode 12 The Candidate
Episode 13 The Pact	Episode 14 The Shippening	Episode 15 The Brain	Episode 16 The Parents
Episode 17 The Founder	Episode 18 The Schooling	Episode 19 The Intelligence	Episode 20 The Potion
Episode 21 The Spinoffs	Episode 22 The Transformation	Episode 23 The Understanding	Episode 24 The Ad
Episode 25 The Ghouls	Episode 26 The Stink	Episode 27 The Awareness	Episode 28 The Slip
Episode 29 The Drama	Episode 30 The Buddy	Episode 31 The Possession	Episode 32 The Master
Episode 33 The Silence	Episode 34 The Future	Episode 35 The Wish	Episode 36 The Factory
Episode 37 The Agent	Episode 38 The Web	Episode 39 The Mess	Episode 40 The Heart
Episode 41 The Revolt	Episode 42 The Decisions	Episode 43 The BFFS	Episode 44 The Inquisition