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Going to the Mall

[Episode starts and this morning, Richard gets in the car. The Wattersons arrive at the mall parking lot, Nicole is in a parking spot]
Richard: STOOOOOOOOOOP!
Nicole: What? What?
Richard: There's a space closer to the entrance. [Points to spot]
[Nicole sighs and moves the car to park there. Before she can park, another car takes the spot]
Nicole: Ohhhh...
[Nicole tries to go back to the previous space, but another car parks in it]
Nicole: Gosh darn it, it's going to take ages to find a spot now!
Richard: [Sobs]
Nicole: Oh don't worry honey, these thing happen...
Richard: I know, I'm crying because i'm going to have to walk now!

Finding a parking space

Gumball: There! An old lady walking back to her car!
[Car horn honks and the whole family wakes up]
Anais: Okay, it's a good idea to follow someone, but we need to be more intelligent with their profiling. Take those three. Shopping bags tell us they're going back to their cars, which will leave us with the choice of three spaces. The question is: which one will leave the space first. Look at the pepperoni guy's bags: the contours suggest he's bought toys and juice boxes, so he's a happy family man. Right? Wrong. Look closely at his face: see his constrained smile? That's the face of a man who has been broken by too much shopping: his wife has sent him to pick car so she can continues in peace. Now he's having a nervous breakdown 'cause he's gonna wait there for hours. Now take guy number two: notice he doesn't have a wedding ring? He's on his own, he doesn't have to wait for anyone, he'll be out of here quickly, but observe the tan mark on his wrist where the watch should be, was it stolen? Possibly, but judging from the rest of his clothes, the watch wouldn't be worth stealing, more like he just lost it or forgot to put it on this morning, either way this means he's sloppy, inattentive, forgetful.
Gumball: Ok, what's the point?
Anais: He can't remember where he parked. This leave us with our third subject. Who... left while I was busy showing off and gave some other guy time to take his space...
Gumball: Don't worry, it was pretty impressive and it gave time for the old lady to reach her car! Ok ok, I got an idea. People make assumptions based on how you behave, right? So if you act like a rich person, they think you are a rich person.
Richard: How's that gonna help?
Gumball: Just give me your tie. [Talking to employee] Son, park her up, will you? And be careful with the paint job, it costs more than you make in a year. [Throws the keys at him which stabs him] Oh, ehm, let me fix that. [Puts a dollar where he stabbed him] Oh, there you go. [Whistles and runs away]
Richard: Ow, every space is taken. Honey, stop! Wait here a second.
Gumball: Can't we just go the mall with dad, and then you can find the space on your own?
Nicole: No, we're a family which means we do our suffering together. [The kids frown] Come on, guys, it's still a fun family day out. Let's turn those frowns upside down.[They move their faces upside down, but their eyebrows look like they're still frowning] Good enough.
Richard: Abracatada.
Guard: Hey, you're not allowed to do that!
Richard: Ah! It wasn't me!
Spray-Paint Bottle: Yeah, it was.
[Richard becomes scared and starts running away with the Spray-Paint Bottle, spraying it all over the road. He then drops him]
Guard: Oh my Gosh, are you ok?
Spray-Paint Bottle: What do you think?
[The rest of the cars start driving where Richard spray painted, causing them to drive off the parking lot building. The family next sees a area of parking space]
Gumball: [Whispering] It's a parking paradise.
Anais: It's a vehicular Valhalla.
Darwin: It's a short stay Shangri-La.
Richard: No, it's not, it's parking lot.
Nicole: Let's go!
[They crash realizing it was just a wall]
Gumball: [reading off wall] More parking coming soon. [They all sigh and back up. Richard crashes into the wall again] Dad!
Richard: Sorry, I needed to see if it opened yet. Ah, massive sandwich! Darn you, giant pictures of things I want!
Richard & Darwin & Anais & Gumball: [Singing] Ninety-nine bottles of age-appropriate beverage on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of age-appropriate beverage on the wall, take one now, pass it around, ninety-eight bottles of age-appropriate beverage bottles on the wall... Fifty-two bottles of age-appropriate beverage on the wall, fifty-two bottles of age-appropriate beverage on the wall... One bottle of age-appropriate beverage on the wall, one bottle of age-appropriate beverage on the wall, nanananananananana...
[They start to sing again but Nicole stops the car]
Nicole: Why don't we play a game?
Richard: Good idea! I spy with my little eye something beginning with S.
Gumball: Is it the... suffocating feeling that we're never gonna leave this car?
Richard: No.
Anais: Is it the slow onset of insanity?
Richard: No.
Darwin: Is it super shiny sparkling sunflowers?
Richard: No, give up. It was: space.
Nicole: What? Where?
Richard: It was there. But, it's gone now.
Nicole: What is wrong with you?! Why didn't you just tell us straightaway?! [Sees Richard about to cry] No no no, wait! [Gives him a cookie. Richard asks for another one, he wipes away his tears and feels content]
Gumball: There! [Points to a parking space. They see Marvin also want to park in that spot. They each go for it]
Richard: No! We're out of gas! [They start pushing the car]
Nicole: Keep pushing!
Anais: Wait, if you're there, then who's...
[The car crashes and Marvin takes the spot]
Nicole: He took it. He knew we were going for it. And he TOOK IT!
[Nicole takes a lipstick out of her purse and scribbles with it on his car]
Darwin: Mrs. Mom?
Nicole: Yes, sweetheart?
[Darwin points to the handicap sign]
Darwin: [Whispering] That's really bad.
Nicole: Oh, what? You thought I was defacing this poor person's car? What kind of a mother would do that? I was - I was making a decorative piece of art, showing my love for diversity because everyone is different and uh-[Draws people holding hands on earth, on the car] Look! See!
Darwin: No, I meant: look. [Points to Marvin's face]
Nicole: [Laughs] I see, well, in that case: run!
[They go back to Betty walking and start honking at her and telling her to hurry up]
Gumball: Wait! Why are we screaming at this poor old lady? It's mean and it's totally unconstructive. Let's just find a where her car is, have it towed, and take her space.
Darwin: Or we could just give her a lift back to her car. [To Betty] Could we be of assistance and help you to your vehicle?
[The kids are squished in the back seat with Betty]
Gumball: So, what does your car look like?
Betty: It's made of metal.
Gumball: [Laughs] Right, I thought it would be. Okay, what else?
Betty: It has a steering wheel.
Gumball: Okay...
Betty: It's quite loud.
Gumball: Good, good, that's useful. Could you be more precise?
Betty: It smells like damp laundry and despair.
Gumball: Confusing...
Betty: Oh, it's got a lady on the side selling shampoo and it's usually parked right there. [Points to the bus stop]
Anais: [Face palms herself] It's the bus, isn't it?
Betty: Sure is and I've sucked you into giving me a lift! [Laughs and enters the bus. She then makes a L and puts it on her forehead while mouthing "Losers."]
Nicole: Alright, enough with the parking lot, let's just find a space. Any space.

Montage of finding spaces

[A montage of them finding spaces everywhere but something bad happens each time]
All: Ah, come on!
Employee: And when finished there'll be more than...
Richard: Wait, wait, wait! Hot and buttered, please!
[They finally find a space]
All: Yay!
Gumball: Oh, no, look! [Points to a car. Then various cars appear]
Nicole: Not this time!
Gumball: Mom, slow down, you're gonna miss the spot!
Nicole: Hold on your hats! [All grab a hat and hold on to it]
[The car flips in mid-air and parks in the spot]
Gumball: My friends, we have achieved total parking.
All: [Start cheering] Yeah! In your face, we got our space! In your face, we got our space!
Gumball: Good job, everybody!
[They all realize they're back at their house]
All: Oh.
[Episode ends]
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