First Sight of the Misunderstandings
- [Phone ringing]
- Gumball: [Groans and picks up the home phone] Yes?
- Penny: Gumball, are you coming or what?
- Gumball: But- but I thought you said we were gonna meet at dinner!
- Penny: Yeah, we're having lunch at Dinner, the new diner that's just opened.
- Gumball: [Screams]
- Penny: Uh, hello?
- Gumball: [Scrubbing his body with a sponge in the bath tub] Uh, yeah, yeah, sorry, I thought you said we were going to meet at the mall, not your house.
- Penny: I am at the mall.
- Gumball: [Muffled speech through the pants on his head]
- Penny: What?
- Gumball: Me too. I- I can't see you though.
- Penny: Really? Where are you?
- Gumball: Oh you know, right by that place- The one that sells uh, stuff- [The phone cord untangles and his body splats against the wall]
- Penny: Gumball, you do realize I called you on your home phone.
- Gumball: [Laughs nervously] Of course I- I mean. [Clears his throat] This is a voice message I left for you in case you called. Please leave your message after the beep. Beep!
- Penny: [Pops out her eye from the phone]
- Gumball: I'll be there in ten.
- Penny: [Kisses Gumball on the cheek] Good.
- Gumball: [Wears his pants and sweater quickly]
- Darwin: [Runs up to Gumball] Dude, look. I learned how to wiggle my ears. Check it out! [Stands still, squinting] Is it happening? Are they wiggling? [Gumball walks out the door] Wha-- Wait a second! I jus- I just had it! You gotta see!
- Gumball: Uh, yeah. [Describes something with his hands]
- Darwin: What do you mean you wanna buy a new pair of fruit bikinis but you're not sure if the milk is off?
- Gumball: What?
- Darwin: That's what you just described with your hands.
- Gumball: Ok. First, you don't have ears. And secondly, this is what people do when they wanna get out of a conversation without being mean.
- Darwin: Well I think it's a little bit confusing.
- Gumball: How is this remotely confusing? [Repeating his earlier gestures] "I'm late, I gotta go, I gotta hurry, I might call you but I definitely won't."
- [Richard crashes at a street light.]
- Gumball: Dad?! What are you doing?!
- Richard: It's your fault. [Repeating Gumball's gestures] You said go back, and keep going, and I'll call you when you get too close to the lamppost, which I thought was a bit weird.
- Darwin: See, dude. Those signals are pretty easy to misinterpret.
- Gumball: Fine, interpret this. [Describes something with his hands then runs away.]
- Richard: What? You bought a timeshare in a lighthouse with watermelon paper?
- Gumball: [Growls offscreen]
Misunderstandings Through Journey To The Mall
- Gumball: [Running]
- Banana Joe: Hey man, wanna hang out?
- Gumball: [Stops running] Hey Joe. I'm sorry, I really can't talk right now.
- Banana Joe: Should we just sing instead?
- Gumball: Dude, I didn't have time for this. I really gotta go.
- Banana Joe: Number one or number two? [Raises his eyebrows]
- Gumball: What? Eww, no. Look, I don't wanna be rude but I need to leave. Follow me?
- Banana Joe: Got it.
- Gumball: [Walks slowly past Joe but realizes he is following him] What are you doing?!
- Banana Joe: What? You said 'follow me'. I thought we were doing a walk and talk.
- Gumball: Dude, I don't have time to talk! Am I clear?!
- Banana Joe: [Zips his mouth and winks at Gumball]
- Gumball: [Walks once again]
- Banana Joe: [Walks after Gumball]
- Gumball: No! Just me walking. For you, there's no walking and no talking! Alright?!
- Banana Joe: [Nods]
- Gumball: [Walks backward]
- Banana Joe: [Moves forward without moving his legs]
- Gumball: That was a- uh. Actually that was too impressive for me to be mad. But I'm gonna be as specific as I possibly can. You stay here and don't do anything. I will go to the mall, and see you later. Okay?
- Banana Joe: [Inhales and salutes in agreement]
- Gumball: [Runs away and leaves Joe alone]
- Banana Joe: [Stand stills until his skin turns purple due to lack of oxygen]
- Gumball: [Comes back to Joe] You can breathe though.
- Banana Joe: [Exhales]
- Gumball: [Running]
- Hobo: Excuse me.
- Gumball: [Stops running] Uh, sorry I-
- Hobo: I don't want any money, all I want is a moment of your time.
- Gumball: Sorry, time is the one thing I don't have today.
- Hobo: Got any money then?
- Gumball: F-for what?
- Hobo: To get my yacht waxed, of course.
- Gumball: What?
- Hobo: Heh-heh-heh, just kidding it's for new gold faucets in my mansion.
- Gumball: Uhhhhhh...
- Hobo: Still joking, it's for cosmetic surgery, [Puckers lips] I want fuller lips.
- Gumball: U-uhhhhh...
- Hobo: [Shouting] IT'S FOR FOOD OBVIOUSLY!
- Gumball: A-ha, I'm sorry, I've got ten dollars, but I need to buy lunch for my friend.
- Hobo: Oh, I see clearly we're not friends, huh?
- Gumball: Well, no. Not really.
- Hobo: [Whines] Look at you, my lord, with your big eyes and your pants.
- Gumball: Wait, are you saying you're only wearing a trench coat right now?
- Hobo: I don't know. Am I?! [Quickly opens his trench coat]
- Gumball: [Screams then reacts normally] Oh I see, sarcasm. Look, don't be angry. We can still be friends.
- Hobo: But not lunch friends.
- Gumball: Look, I pro- I-I don't have the time right now, but I promise I'll buy you some food later at dinner. How's that?
- Hobo: It's a date.
- Gumball: Are you being sarcastic again?
- Hobo: Can't you tell?
- Gumball: [Sweating] Mhm...
- Hobo: Hm? Hm?
- Gumball: [Inhales] [Starts running] Oh, man, I'm super-late! [Looks at his arm, but there's no watch] I think.
- [Cut to the Construction Men making comments about passersby, as if harassing them.]
- Steve: [To Lollipop Woman] Hey.
- Hank: Hey Sweetie.
- Gray Construction Man: Hey. Hey Cupcake.
- Hank: [To Cupcake Woman] Hey.
- Steve: Hey Cupcake. [Gumball runs by] Hey, kid.
- Hank: Hey.
- Gumball: [Stops running] [Shouting] WHAT?!
- Gray Construction Man: Your head is massive!
- Gumball: [Puts his hands on his head] Aw. [Walks away]
- Hank: Good job, guys.
- Construction Men: [Chortling]
- Gumball: [Runs up to them] Hey, hey, you know what? NO. I'm in a serious hurry, but someone needs to take a stand here! So, in the name of all your victims...
- [He makes a noise with his mouth while making what appears to be a rude gesture with his fingers.]
- Construction Men: [Gasping]
- Hank: I have no idea what that means, but it looks extremely insulting.
- Gray Construction Man: Is that the Vulcan gang sign?
- Gumball: I don't know what it means either, but that'll teach you for making fun of my head.
- Hank: What? But we meant it as a compliment.
- Gray Construction Man: A big head means a big brain. You must be very intelligent.
- Gumball: Well, when you shout weird stuff [High-pitched voice] from a tiny head [Deep voice] between huge arms [Normal voice] it scares people.
- Steve: So what should we do to make people feel good?
- Gumball: Try a softer approach. And keep your compliments simple, you're not doing too well with specifics.
- Hank: Uh, okay. How about... [Whistles, then in a deep voice] Nice.
- Gumball: [Shudders] That just went from uncomfortable to unacceptable. Uh, maybe just take to a friendly gesture.
- Steve: Oh, I got it. Hey. [Kissing noises]
- Gumball: Stop, stop, stop! Maybe just a simple smile.
- Construction Men: [All smile in a creepy way]
- Gumball: You guys really need to get out more.
- Hank: You're right! We need to hang out with some other people. But where?
- Gray Construction Man: The mall?
- Steve: Good idea.
- Gumball: Definitely not the mall. That's where I'm going.
- Steve: Schools?
- Gumball: U-uh... [Sweating] Alright, the mall. Okay I gotta go now. I don't even know why I've been standing here for so long.
- Gray Construction Man: Because you're standing on concrete?
- [Gumball is now stomping across the street with blocks of concrete on his feet. Richard pulls by in the car.]
- Gumball: Dad!
- Richard: Need to remember! Your mom sent me to the store to buy one thing: "We're out of fruit. Just get the fruit and you won't get in trouble," she said. "Just remember Richard, buy the fruit."
- Gumball: Perfect! Can you drive to the mall? It's on the way to the grocery store.
- Richard: Sure can, watch me go! [He drives off.]
- Gumball: [Screams] Why does no one understand me today?!
- [He kicks angrily at the traffic light, freeing his feet from the concrete. The pole falls right next to him - to his relief - but catapults the nearby trash bags directly onto his head.]
- [The scene changes to show a group of Shape People walking around. One of them is holding a map, they seem to be lost. Gumball runs straight into the map.]
- Ed: [High-pitched noise]
- Gumball: [Reluctantly] Okay, where do you wanna get to?
- Ed: [Drawn out noise]
- Gumball: Alright, so take a right, then continue for a block, and it's on the left after the town hall. Got it?
- Ed: [In shape language] Did you say left or right?
- Gumball: [Mouth turns into a square as he speaks mechanically] Take a right, continue for a block.
- Ed: [Nodding]
- Gumball: [He keeps giving them directions but it sounds like an insult in their language.] And it's on the left after the town hall. I'm late for my date, so good luck. [Thumbs up, running away]
- Ed: [Angry noises]
At The Mall
- [Annoyed, Penny looks at a watch, waiting for Gumball to arrive.]
- [Gumball runs into the mall. He spots Penny and raises his hand as Jeff Benson runs an auction in the background.]
- Jeff: That's forty-five, for the little blue man in the back.
- Gumball: What?
- Jeff: It's all for a good cause. We're trying to end hunger today, not tomorrow just today, it's a small town you know? But let's get back to business. Do I have fifty-five? fifty-five? Need some fifty-five.
- Penny: [Laughs]
- Gumball: [Shrugs and raises his finger as if to say something]
- Jeff: fifty-five for the little blue man! And now I've got sixty-five.
- Gumball: [Turns to Penny, raising his hand again] I'll be right-
- Jeff: Seventy-five for the blue man! Now come on, we need a hundred. Need a hundred. [Gumball shakes his head and shrugs at Jeff.] A very slight move with the head, that's a hundred for the little blue man! Going once, going twice, SOLD!
- Gumball: [Screams]
- Jeff: For a hundred cents, that's a dollar, well done everyone.
- Gumball: Huh, a dollar.
- [He walks in the diner to join Penny.]
- Penny: [Chuckling] What was that?
- Gumball: I'm so sorry, it's just- Everyone is being completely useless today. It's impossible to communicate! It's-
- Banana Joe: [Walks in as Gumball is about to sit] Hi!
- Gumball: Ugh, just a second. What are you doing here?!
- Banana Joe: You said: "I will go to the mall, and see you later." So here I am!
- Gumball: [To Penny] Just order something, I'll be right there.
- Banana Joe: Okay! Two pizzas and a milkshake, to share please.
- Gumball: Not you, gosh darn it!
- Penny: [Laughs]
- Construction Men: [Whistling offscreen]
- Gumball: [Shakes his head] Are you kidding me?
- [Gumball leaves the diner to find the Construction Men.]
- Gumball: What do you want?
- Gray Construction Man: You told us to come to the mall.
- Hank: Yeah, and we thought about what you said before. You were right, pretty creepy. But we've changed our ways.
- Steve: How's this to brighten your day?
- Construction Men: [Surround an uncomfortable Gumball, leaning in as they speak]
- Steve: Your face is perfect.
- Hank: Your eyes are full of life.
- Gray Construction Man: Your fur is so soft.
- Steve: Your tail is-
- Gumball: Right! That sounds like the last thing the victim hears in a horror movie. Why don't you guys just find someone as weird as you to practice on? Someone who... Oh, wait a minute.
- [He pushes Banana Joe in front of the men, forcing them to look at him. He then runs off.]
- Gray Construction Man: I like your skin. It fits you like a glove.
- Banana Joe: Thank you.
- Steve: You must work out.
- Banana Joe: Okay! [He starts working out]
- Gray Construction Man: Wait, what?
- Banana Joe: Wait for what what?
- Gray Construction Man: What?
- Banana Joe: What what?
- Hank: The what before the what?
- Banana Joe: What?
- Construction Men: [Heads blast off one by one and their bodies drop to the floor] Ow!
- [Gumball walks in the diner again, this time the Hobo is waiting for him.]
- Penny: Hurry up, my parents are picking me up in ten.
- Gumball: Just- [Laughs nervously] Just start without me, I'll be right there.
- Hobo: Who is that?
- Gumball: What are you talking about?
- Hobo: Here I am all done up for our date, and what do I see? You've been two timing me!
- Gumball: Are you being sarcastic again?
- Hobo: [Angrily] Do I sound sarcastic?!
- Gumball: [Crying] I don't know!
- Jeff: [Taps Gumball on the shoulder] Hey, little blue man. You need to pay and get your prize for the auction.
- Gumball: [Hands him a bill] Fine, what's the price?
- Jeff: [Takes the bill] A kiss!
- Gumball: Okay, you know what, whatever. [He kisses Jeff on the mouth.]
- Jeff: [Shocked] On the cheek. From Miss Elmore. Comes with the dinner. [Points to Miss Elmore]
- Penny: [Laughs]
- Gumball: [Glares] You know what? I forfeit my prize. To him- Her? [Points to the Hobo]
- Hobo: Come on, you! [He picks up Jeff and runs off with him.]
- Gumball: ...so! Where were we?
- [They are interrupted again, this time by Ed from earlier. He strikes poses while threatening Gumball.]
- Ed: [in his language] You dishonored my family. You mocked my language and questioned my courage and you showed me your thumbs which is culturally insensitive to my people so now I will crush you.
- Gumball: What?
- [As Ed runs to Gumball, he is knocked over by Richard's car.]
- Richard: Sorry son, I don't have time to buy that fruit for you! Your mother said I had to drive the car to the mall.
- Gumball: No dad, it was the other way around.
- Richard: Oh, right. People are being so confusing today.
- Gumball: I know, right?
- [Richard drives off. Ed comes back and hit by the car again, he now holds on to the windshield.]
- Ed: [Angry noises]
- Richard: The museum? [Laughs] Yeah I can take you there!
- Ed: [Happy noises]
- [Witnessing the scene, Penny chuckles. She takes a bite out of her burger and starts choking.]
- Gumball: Hey! Sorry I'm so late.
- Penny: [Makes gestures at Gumball]
- Gumball: Oh, you've gotta go?
- Penny: [Still making gestures]
- Gumball: Your parents have arrived? [Laughs] It's funny 'cause just this morning Darwin completely misunderstood that! [They both make a gesture] Yeah, that! See, I love the fact that you and I just get each other. Anyway, you run now. [Kisses Penny and walks away whistling]
- [Penny makes a gesture at the waitress, who slaps her on the back. She finally spits and glares in Gumball's direction. Episode ends.]
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Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |