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[The event begins with Gumball and Darwin reading math books, attempting to study for an apparent math test. Gumball starts roleplaying, and Darwin plays along.]
Gumball and Darwin: It's gonna explooooooode! [explosion sound]
Gumball: [snaps out of it] Oh come on, concentrate a little, man. We'll never be ready for the math test.
[Darwin sighs and goes back to reading]
Gumball: [strange voice] If the square of the hypotenuse, equals the sum of the square of the other two sides, what is the length of side A?
Darwin: [strange voice] I know not, master.
Gumball: [throws down book] You failed me, for the last time. [zaps Darwin, who starts yelling, then snaps out of it once again] Oh come on, we're supposed to be studying.
[Both start reading again, but then Gumball starts playing music with his ruler, and Darwin starts slamming his book in harmony, until Gumball interferes again].
Gumball: Dude, stop distracting me! [reads book again] Alright, let's get some work done.
[Gumball and Darwin are still playing around. First spitting paper at each other beside chairs, Gumball put a pencil in his nose and comes out of his ear. Gumball spins Darwin around and stops with Darwin`s tail in his mouth. Gumball put a pencil in his nose and comes out in Darwin`s nose. Then they are playing with geometry compass and Darwin puts a pencil in his nose and comes out of Gumball`s ears. then off screen they are heard to be laughing.]
At the school`s library
[Gumball and Darwin are seen crying and chewing books]
Gumball: It's not working, I'm absorbing any of the knowledge.
Darwin: [In an unknown language] Why didn't we study we study when we had the time?
Gumball: [In the same language] Chill out dude. Keep chewing. We only have ten minutes until the test. What the what?! [Back into normal language] Elizabethan poetry? Fie and fie again! We've been chewing the wrong books. [Darwin spits some paper out] Ahh! we are gonna flunk the test. We will get caught in a downward spot of failure, we will be held back a year and before you know it we will be the only kids in 7th grade with beards.
Darwin: We could....[he whistles]
Darwin: You know we could.... [make a noise with his tongue and Gumball hold up his arms meaning I don`t know] You Know we could.....[Darwin makes more noises]
Gumball: [gasps] What?! You mean....
In the Principals office
Principal Brown: CHEATING!!! Did you really think you can get away with this?
[Turns to Gumball and Darwin with writings all over Darwin`s body]
Gumball: To be honest, yeah I thought we could I have no idea what went wrong.
Principal Brown: Will maybe you can figure it out during spring break which you are spending in DETENTION!
In the Hallway
Principal Brown: I`m putting you in the long detention box, so from now on you don`t eat, you don`t go to the bathroom, you don`t speak, you don`t even blink unless I say so. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? What?
Darwin: Can I blink please?
Principal Brown: No.
In the Detention Room
[The delinquents makes noise and trashing the room]
Principal Brown: SILENCE YOU ANIMALS!!! These are the new inmates make sure they feel welcome.
Darwin: Can I blink now?
Principal Brown: Your're not gonna last two minutes in here little fish.
[Principal Brown slams the door and Gumball and Darwin turn around pointing at the delinquents looking scared]
Darwin: Psst! Gumball can you hear me?
Gumball: Yeah what are going to do these ugly thongs look like they were raised by Hyenas and a gross political future.
Darwin: Ha ha! Especially the cupcake she looks like she is made out of rotten eggs and foot fungus.
Rotten Cupcake: I`m a boy dork bag.
Gumball: Ugh!! Even her voice is gross. Wait hang on how can she hear our secret thoughts?
Hand: Cause your`re taking out loud homie.
Gumball: Yeah that makes more sense.
In the bathroom
[Gumball and Darwin look badly injured after getting beat up by the delinquents]
Gumball: Ow!! Oh man.
Darwin: Even my bruises have bruises.
Gumball: Don`t you worry buddy i`ve got just what you need.
Darwin: A kiss to make it better?
Gumball: No. We need to look older if you want them to respect us. Let get some tattoos home boy.[They walk outside the bathroom with fake tattoos on their heads.] What do you think?
Darwin: I don`t know, maybe we look to old for young afenders.
Gumball: Maybe.[they walk back in with fake hair on their heads.] Perfect.
In the Cafeteria
[The delinquents are in the cafeteria eat when Gumball and Darwin slamming their lunches on the table. The delinquents glare at Gumball and Darwin. Gumball eats a piece of Pink Bear`s food.}
Gumball:What are you looking at punk? [The Pink Bear brutally attacks Gumball]
Darwin: Dude stop his eyes are touching each other! Please let him go!
Bomb Boy: Enough! [Pink Bear lets go of Gumball into his food.]
Gumball: Oh! Thanks man I owe you one.
Bomb Boy: You owe me more than that if you want my protection you daby.
Gumball:What`s a daby?
Darwin: Detention slang. For, "dumb baby."
Gumball: Oh I see. Who protect us from? [Bomb Boy raises one of his eyebrows]
Darwin: He means "who are you gonna protect us from?"
Bomb Boy: Me!
Principal`s Office 2
[Gumball and Darwin are seen cleaning the principal`s office]
Darwin: Why does that kid want us to steal the school plants anyway?
Gumball: That is the least of our worries, the guy`s a walking time boom. [Gumball looks out the door and sees Principal Brown and Ms. Simian about to make out. Ms. Simian closes the door ajar] Okay lets do this. Found them, now lets....[Gumball starts chuckling]
Gumball: Dude, you have to see this. [ They start looking at photos of Principal Brown and they both laugh. Gumball puts the photos down and sees Principal Brown and Ms.Simian in front of them.]
Ms. Simian: Oh! Haha![ Gumball tries to make up an excuse and fails]
Principal Brown: I`ll teach you for ruining my surprise for Ms.Simian. You`re both going to the correctional room.
Gumball: NOOOO!! NOT THE CORRECTIONAL ROOM!
Mr. Small: Boys I believe you keep getting into trouble because you are not expressing yourselves creatively. To teach you how i`m going to read you some of my poems, okay?
Gumball: I don`t know why I freak out so bad this isn`t really that bad.
Mr. Small: The first is an epic life story written by the perspective of a shoe. Part 1 of 87 birth ...dark ... factory ... noise the smell of polish... Soul begin souls.
Gumball: Let us out!!! This is cruel and unusual!!
Detention Room 2
Bomb Boy: So, what have we learn today?
Darwin: Don`t ever break the rules ever again.
Bomb Boy: No fish "don`t ever get caught" that`s the only rule you need to care about. Now here is a list of stuff you are gonna steal for me.
Gumball:[Singing] Well, I cheated on a math test, teacher says I gotta pay. Doin' time up at the schoolhouse and it gets worse everyday.
Darwin:I've done a lot of bad things, as freedom wilted away. I've seen a lot of sad things, and it gets worse everyday.
Gumball and Darwin:I never was a bad guy, 'til I was put away. Now I'm stealin', cheatin', lyin', and it gets worse everyday. They think I learned my lesson, That crime just doesn't pay. But stuck here in detention, have found another way. I'm the baddest kid in the prison, and I get worse everyday...
Principal Brown: [The delinquents are trashing the room even worst.] 'SILENCE YOU ANIMALS!!! I WANT THIS ROOM CLEANED UP BY LUNCH TIME YOU HEAR ME!!!'
Gumball: Where is he going?
Darwin: [singing] I don`t know why did he need a map, a rope,a rake, a paper clip.[Stopped singing} OH MY GOSH HE GOING TO ESCAPE!
Gumball: No, dude we are.
Escape from detention
Darwin: I don`t think we`re ready for life on the outside.
Gumball:Why do you say that?
Darwin: Because we ran straight back to detention.
Gumball: I think we`ve been here so long we`ve lost our taste for freedom.
Darwin: Let`s just go back in.
Rotten Cupcake: No, no, NO. [Pink Bear brutally attacks him and pops his cherry]
Gumball: [Looking terrified] Did you what that bear just did to that guy`s cherry?
Darwin: I think that just cored me.
Gumball: LET`S GET OUT OF HERE!
Gumball and Darwin: Take us!
Bomb Boy: Ha! I don`t think so. [He throws a paper clip at Gumball]
Gumball: Dude come on please...
Gumball and Darwin: ... We`re too cute for detention
Bomb Boy: I don`t care.
Gumball: PLEASE, I BEG YOU PLEASE![ They both into Principal Brown`s office while Gumball holds on to the ceiling and find him asleep]
Bomb Boy: [Not actually talking]Help!
Darwin: Depends, can we come with you?
Bomb Boy: Never.
Bomb Boy: Sorry, what did you just say?
Darwin: TAKE US WITH YOU OR YOUR GOING DOWN!!
Bomb Boy: [Actually talking]OKAY, OKAY. JUST STOP SHOUTING. [ Principal Brown wakes up and sees them]
Principal Brown: DETENTION BREAK, LOCK DOWN!!
Bomb Boy: Okay we climb this to get to the roof.
Gumball: Are you sure this I mean doesn`t like dangerous enough.
The episode begins with Gumball and Darwin studying for their math test, but they get get bored easily so they start playing, distracting them from studying. The next day, they complain about how they should have studied last night while eating pages off of books to "absorb the information". But then they realize that they are eating the pages of the wrong book. Since they only have 10 minutes, so they both decide to cheat by writing facts on Darwin's face.
Later, they end up in Principal Brown's office, resulting in a Spring break detention. In the detention room, Gumball and Darwin try to talk to each other in secrecy, but it reveals to them actually saying what they were thinking out loud, leading to the duo getting beaten up by the detention "inmates". Gumball and Darwin then decide they must look older in order to get the respect from the detention inmates by drawing fake facial hair with markers, but it ends up with Gumball getting his face squeezed from Pink Bear after offending him. Bomb Guy demands Pink Bear to stop, Gumball then thanks him and says he owes him one, and Bomb Guy replies, "You're gonna owe me a lot more than that if you want my protection."
Gumball and Darwin are then seen cleaning Brown's room. When Miss Simian closes the door. Gumball and Darwin then open all the cabinets in Brown's desk, and find the school plans which Bomb Guy wants Gumball and Darwin to steal. They then are distracted by Brown's calendar and get caught, resulting them in a trip to the "Correctional Room". which they get bored and want to get out. The detention song then plays, showing the duo stealing a paper clip, spoons, a rake and a rope for Bomb guy. The song ends with chaos in the detention room, causing Brown to burst in there, giving Bomb Guy a chance to escape with the stolen items.
The duo follows Bomb Guy and ask if they can escape with him, which he refuses. While Bomb Guy is inside the vent, Gumball jumps on him, causing the vent floor to fall to the side, revealing they are above Brown's office. Bomb Guy allows them to escape together with him so that Gumball and Darwin can help him up, but they accidentally awaken Brown, who announces on the speakers that there is a detention break. The 3 escapees goes up to the rooftop inside the vent, but finds themselves stuck as the rooftop vent cannot be opened. Gumball then angers Bomb Guy, causing his fuse to go off without him knowing, and they escape down in time for Bomb Guy to go off and explode the vent. His last words are "Well played."
The duo then figure out the rake and the rope were supposed to be used for a grapple hook, but it requires math to be used, and they fail, causing the hook to break one of the windows in the school. Brown then arrives to the roof, and Gumball and Darwin attempt to jump off and land on a vehicle, but misses and fall on the cement. They then laugh at Brown saying that they have escaped. The episode ends with Brown saying "I don't know why they are so happy, they still have to come back here tomorrow."
Gumball states that they are in seventh grade despite Miss Simian having been described as a second grade teacher - this is because the schooling systems in the US differ from the UK (in the UK, second grade of secondary school is equivalent to seventh grade in the US).
This also gets Darwin a second detention with Gumball. The first happened in "The End".
The ending scene, where Gumball and Darwin jump off the roof rather than get caught by Principal Brown, may be a reference to the ending scene of the film Thelma & Louise, where they also jump from a large height rather be captured by authorities.
The mathematical theorem that Gumball recites in the beginning is the Pythagorean Theorem.
Gumball and Darwin act out scenes from several different movies in the beginning.
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back: After Darwin fails to answer his question, in Darth Vader's voice, he force chokes him as he says "You have failed me for the last time...