A Shocking Revelation
- [Nicole is passed out on the ground, and appears to be having a nightmare]
- Anais: [slaps a hand on Nicole] Mom! Wake up!
- Nicole: Ah! Oh!
- Gumball: Mom? Are you okay?
- Nicole: Oh, I had the weirdest dream, I was on the front lawn, and your father had a job as a pizza delivery guy!
- Richard: Ha! That wasn't a dream, that's what I just told you! And you fainted! Ha ha ha!
- Nicole: Eh. Uh, I guess I was just overcome by a strange new feeling!
- Darwin: What do you mean?
- Nicole: I think I'm pruhhh - I think i'm puhrulll - I think I'm prood of you, Richard!
- Anais: You mean "proud"?
- Nicole: Yes, I think so. It's just, I'm not used to saying that word much, particularly to describe your father. Uh, uh, I think I need to go lie down. Something about this is not right. [To Gumball and Darwin] Please follow him to make sure nothing goes wrong!
- [Gumball and Darwin nod]
- Gumball: I gotta say, Dad, I never thought you were gonna get a job!
- Richard: Neither did I! I found a number for Fervidus Pizza Delivery, but I didn't realize it was a job application. Should've known it was strange they wanted my Social Security number, but look at me now!! I am an Italian Food Distribution Engineer! Your mother is prood of me, and best of all, I can eat as much pizza as I like!
- Gumball and Darwin: [Both gasp] THEY GIVE YOU FREE PIZZA?
- Richard: Technically, no. But what I do is...
- [Scene cuts to the cube showing how Richard gets his "free pizza"]
- Voice: Step one: Remove a slice from the center of the pizza. Step two: Eat the pizza slice. Step three: Push the remaining halves of the pizza back together, and cover your tracks. Step four: Put the pizza in its box. Step five: Enjoy how clever you are. Step six: Repeat.
- Richard: Gawwh... Well, these pizzas aren't gonna deliver themselves! [gets on scooter] Whoa whoa whoa! whoa! Ha ha ha, GAAAH!
- Gumball: [proudly] Look at him... [notices Richard dropped several pizza boxes] He's not gonna keep this job for long unless we give him a hand.
- [Darwin shakes his head]
Whispers of Doom
- Nicole: Your father has a job... Your father has a job. [jumps at Anais] SOMETHING'S GOING TO GO TERRIBLY WRONG, ISN'T IT?!
- Anais: No, this is a good thing! We can finally buy all the things we need!
- Nicole: What do you mean? We've got everything we need.
- Anais: Mom... [she shows Nicole a framed photo of the family] We've all been wearing the same clothes for the past year, you three don't even have any shoes... [whispers] And I think it's time Darwin wore some pants.
- Nicole: Huh... Wait a minute, show me that. [takes the photo] Look at the crack down the earth, and your father's eyes! [drops the photo] I've got a bad feeling about this.
- Anais: Mom, please. It's just delivering pizzas! How wrong can it go?
- Ominous Voices: Very wrong....
A Very Special Delivery
- Gumball: Okay, four-thirty-eight Elm Street. That's the place.
- [Gumball rings the doorbell, Quattro opens the door]
- Quattro: [gasps] Siciliana, come see what the stork brought us!
- [Rushing footsteps, Siciliana appears at the door]
- Siciliana: [gushing] Oh look, he's got his father's eyes! Oh he's beautiful.
- Quattro: Thank you so much. Here's a twenty.
- [Gumball uses the hand holding the pizza box to take the money, causing the pizza to fall. The pizza slowly slides down the porch stairs, leaving a trail of blood red pizza sauce. The Pepperonis stare, frozen in horror. Gumball slowly puts down the now empty pizza box, casually handing them a different one, which Siciliana accepts, still gaping at the previous spectacle. Gumball and Darwin inch down the stairs, then dash off, but not before stepping on the dropped pizza]
Richard on the Job
- Richard: [Singing] Here I am, I got a J-O-B
- Earnin' plenty o' dough for my family
- Yeah, I'm Richard Watterson, employee
- So have some R-E-S-P-C-K-T
- I got a pizza in the box
- I got a cola in the bottle
- And I'll get it to ya' faster when I'm pullin' on the throttl-AHHHH!
- [Richard loses control of the delivery moped, starts skidding down the road. He distorts the existence of objects he passes by - a fire hydrant changes color, a dog and his owner change roles, a traffic light starts changing signals randomly, and the outfits of mannequins on display get swapped]
Made with All-Natural Ingredients
- Darwin: Oh man, we gave them the vegetarian! What are we gonna do?!
- Gumball: [strokes his chin] Improvise! [rings the doorbell]
- Darwin: Are you sure this is going to work? Because right now-
- [The screen scrolls down to reveal a poorly improvised vegetarian pizza - a mud crust with random plants and rocks found in an average garden strewn over as toppings]
- Darwin: -it kinda looks like a load of grass and dirt...
- Gumball: Ehhh, it just needs some mozzarella.
- [Spots a piece of old, chewed gum on the floor and picks it up, spreading it around their improvised vegan pizza appetizingly]
- Gumball: There!
- [The door opens, revealing Mr. Small]
- Mister Small: [looking withered from hunger] Ohhh, finally! I've been on this Tibetan diet where you're supposed to eat nothing but sunlight, but it's been really cloudy! I think I need to eat something that actually exists!! [digs into the "pizza", shoveling lump after lump of it in his mouth. After a few seconds, he stops, realizing what he just ate. His eye twitches] At least it was organic...
- [Mr. Small faints, his body sprawling out over his porch. Darwin pokes him with his shoe]
- Darwin: [Panicking] DUDE! I think he stopped breathing!
- [Mr. Small blows a bubblegum bubble out of his mouth, signalling that he is, indeed, breathing. It inflates to a decent size, then pops. Darwin sighs in relief]
- Darwin: That'll be twenty dollars.
A Healthy Dose of Unreality
- [At the Watterson house, Nicole is in the kitchen, getting a mug full of water from the sink. Richard passes by the house. With some ominous singing and his reality-distorting effect still kicking, he causes the water to defy gravity and flow up into the ceiling. Nicole panics and shuts the water off. Anais casually strolls in]
- Nicole: [still shaken up] Anais! Did you see that?! [pointing at the faucet]
- Anais: See what?
- [Nicole turns the faucet on again, but since Richard is long gone, it flows normally]
- Anais: [cheekily] Yeah, I know, running water! Wasn't like that in your day, huh? You know...when the world was in black and white, and you could leave your front door open, and everyone cycled to school in a bike with one big wheel at the front...
- Nicole: I don't claim to understand it, Anais, but something is going wrong. Seriously wrong. And I think it has to do with your father.
- Anais: [grabs the coffee mug and pats Nicole's hand] I think we're going to stop with the coffee...
- Nicole: [snapping] DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE I'M HYSTERICAL!
A Creepy Bunch of Bananas
- [Gumball rings the doorbell to The Banana estate. Banana Bob appears]
- Banana Bob: Ah, pizza!
- [Banana Bob starts chanting "pizza" repeatedly. His wife and son come to join him as Gumball and Darwin look on awkwardly. Richard passes by and once again distorts reality, this time putting the Banana family in an infinite loop, cursed to repeat the Pizza chant forever]
- Gumball: Okay...um, so...guess what's in the box!
- [The Bananas are still chanting "Pizza". Gumball takes that as their answer to his question]
- Gumball: Correct! And for ten points, what's round, from Italy, and sometimes has olives on it?
- [Same as the previous question. Darwin starts giggling]
- Gumball: Right again! And, for double or nothing: what is the name of the tower that leans to one side?
- [The Bananas are still chanting "Pizza"]
- Gumball: Eh, it's "Pisa", but I'll give you that one. [getting annoyed at their unresponsiveness] O-okay, okay, game's over, guys.
- [Pausing to wait for a response]
- Gumball and Darwin: Riiight.
- Gumball: I'm just going to put the box down here. O-okay, bye now...[closes door]
- Darwin: Well, somebody likes pizza...
- [Gumball peeks through their mail slot. He sees the family still chanting "Pizza" repeatedly, but in slow motion]
- Gumball: That's one creepy bunch of bananas, man.
Media Blitz
- [Nicole is still worried about the state of the world. She shivers on the couch as Anais comforts her]
- Anais: Mom, when you say "Dad having a job has upset the fundamental balance of the universe", are you sure you don't just mean he's changed the balance of power in the house, and that upsets you because you're a little bit of a control freak?
- Nicole: No...well, maybe uh, I don't know anymore!
- [Gumball and Darwin casually walk in]
- Nicole: Boys! What's going on with your father? Has something terrible happened?
- Gumball: Um, he dropped a few pizzas so...we delivered 'em. That's about it.
- Nicole: [relieved] Maybe I should just try to forget about this...
- [Nicole turns on the TV. A breaking news report is on, alerting the citizens of Elmore of the strange things happening around the town]
- News Reporter: Reports of strange occurences all around Elmore! At Food 'n' Stuff, it's been nighttime all day!
- Pantsbully: It's supposed to be noon!
- News Reporter: Meanwhile, residents were confused by unseasonal snow!
- Alison: It's supposed to be June!
- News Reporter: And one senior citizen seems to have inverted gravity!
- Marvin: I'm supposed to be on the ground!
- [Nicole shuts off the TV, angry. She realizes the only rational explanation for this is Richard getting a job]
- Nicole: SEE? I told you! This is all because of your father! Some things are not meant to be! Dogs shouldn't get on with cats, men shouldn't have ponytails, and your father is not meant to have a job!
- Darwin: What are we gonna do?!
- Nicole: We have to stop him.
The Eleventh Hour
- [Nicole, the kids, and a kidnapped Larry rush to fire Richard in their car]
- Larry: Look, I'm sorry, but tearing apart the fabric of the universe is not a dismissible offence! Now please let me go!
- Nicole: Don't you understand?! You need to fire him!
- Larry: But he's doing okay!
- Nicole: What if he delivers a pizza late?
- Larry: Uh, well, yeah I guess I could fire him for that...
- Nicole: Then he's not gonna deliver this one.
In Utter Darkness
- Richard: Mild or spicy, my flavors will exhilarate
- You get them double-quickly when I'm twisting the accelerator!
- Twisting the accelerator!
- Twisting the accelerator!
- [With every "twist of the accelerator", energy shoots out the engine of the delivery moped, shaking the existence of everything it makes contact with. Larry, Nicole, and the kids search for him in the wreckage, gaping in a mixture of awe and horror at the effects of Richard having a job. Ominous voices start singing monotonously as they drive on through this distorted version of their neighborhood; Banana Joe appears floating on-screen]
- Banana Joe: [sped up] Pizza, pizza, pizza! Pizza, pizza, pizza...
- Darwin: We must be getting close. [noticing Richard driving by] That was him!
- [Nicole backs up and turns the car, following Richard closely.]
- [Their car is now right behind Richard's moped. As they try to get closer, Richard twists the accelerator again, sending out another wave of distortion energy]
- Anais: The closer we get to dad, the more warped the universe becomes! We've gotta be careful!
- Nicole: Then you better hold on tight...
- [Nicole boldly approaches Richard's moped again. This time, the wave of energy switches their heads around. Nicole has Larry's head, Gumball has Anais', Darwin has Nicole's, Larry has Darwin's, and Anais has Gumball's]
- Gumball: [with Anais' head and thus, her genius brain] What's happened? I feel really smart!
- Anais: [with Gumball's tiny brain] I don't...
- [Another wave hits them, swapping their positions in the car. Gumball is in the driver's seat but, being twelve years old, has no idea how to drive]
- Gumball: AAAAHHHHH!
- Nicole: DON'T FORGET TO CHECK YOUR MIRRORS!
- [The car veers uncontrollably, nearly flipping over when another wave hits them. The wave puts them back in their normal places. Everyone in the car breathes a sigh of relief]
- Nicole: This is not so bad...
- [Several waves start bombarding the car, each one altering the family's animation style. They scream throughout the entire process. Suddenly, they all change back to normal, except they are outside the car. They breathe a sigh of relief]
- Nicole: I think the worst is ov-
- [Upon noticing a car heading straight for them (and that they are not even in their own car), Nicole and her passengers scream as she veers out of the way. They get bombarded by more distortions, the first one putting them back in the car but the subsequent ones changing their animation styles again]
- Nicole: I CAN'T... TAKE IT... ANY... [turns into a real cat] Meow. [After getting hit by another wave, she turns back to normal] Where's he delivering this pizza?
- Larry: Ah, thirty-fourth street!
- Nicole: I know a shortcut! We'll be there in no-
- [Gets cut off by another wave, this one sending them back in time to when they started the chase]
- Larry: Look, I'm sorry, but tearing apart the fabric of the universe is not a dismissible offence! Now please let me go!
- Gumball: [realizing they went back in time] What th-? Oh, man, we went back in time!
- Anais: We'll never catch up with him!
- Nicole: We'll see about that!
- [Nicole slams on the gas, dodging floating cars in the way. They eventually reach a clear strip of road, on which they get put on an infinite loop. After the third attempt to cross, she stops and exits off a side road]
- Nicole: We'll go this way... [after finally making progress] What's the house number?
- Larry: Uh, I don't know!
- Nicole: Well, make an effort! This street is two miles long!
- Gumball: [upon seeing a severely messed up house] Uh, I think I know which house it is.
- [The rest of the family slowly turn and gaze upon a brilliant beam of light shining down on a house in front of Richard. Richard gets off his moped and begins walking to the door to deliver the pizza and end the world. Nicole pulls up behind his parked bike]
- Darwin: There he is!
- [Richard starts walking up the porch stairs. With every step, he sends out another distorting wave of energy. He steps]
- Nicole: Brace yourselves!
The first wave of energy turns the clouds to stone, causing them to fall
- Nicole: RICH!
- [Nicole and the kids escape from the car just as the clouds crush it. Richard continues walking up the steps, this time the waves he emits again change the animation styles of the characters. Nicole and the kids drag Larry, trying to convince him to fire Richard]
- Nicole: FOR HEAVENS' SAKE LARRY, FIRE HIM!
- Larry: But he hasn't done anything wrong!
- Nicole: He's destroying the universe—
- [Nicole loses her outline, causing her to melt down into a puddle of blue ink]
- Gumball, Darwin and Anais: MOM!
- Nicole: I'm all right! I guess... Now go and stop your father!
- [The kids continue dragging Larry to fire Richard]
- Anais: Gumball, look!
- [Richard moves his pointed finger towards the doorbell. The kids scream at him to stop, all while sporadically changing shape and form]
- Gumball, Darwin and Anais: DAD! [Their voices distort as they are still experiencing sporadic transformations] DON'T DELIVER THE PIZZA!
- [Richard succeeds in ringing the doorbell. The customer opens the door]
- Gumball, Darwin, and Anais: [still transforming spontaneously] NOOOOOO!
- [Right before the customer accepts the pizza, he notices that a large portion of it is missing]
- Newspaper Employee: Oh, hey!
- [Larry rushes to see what the problem with the pizza is. He isn't happy with what he sees]
- Larry: Have you been eating this pizza?!
- Richard [nervously] Just a little bit from the middle.
- Larry: Watterson, in accordance with article thirty-four of the Fervidus Pizza handbook... [in a strange deep voice] I fire thee!
- Richard: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- [Richard being employed no longer, the world returns to normal. A rainbow shoots out across the skies of Elmore, signifying that everything is at peace. Larry angrily drives away in the delivery moped, shooting a look of contempt back at Richard]
- Richard: [ashamed] ...I'm sorry I lost my job, Nicole. I know you were really prood of me.
- Nicole: It's all right, honey.
- [The family gathers around Richard to hug him]
- Richard: But don't worry! I'll get another one!
- [The dramatic music plays again, the camera zooms out, and lightning ominously strikes Richard's finger during clear weather. His eyes also turn red, just like in the photo. The episode ends]
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| Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
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| Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
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| Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
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| Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
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| Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
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| Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
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| Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
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| Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
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| Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
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| Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
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| Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
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| Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
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| Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
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| Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
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| Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
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| Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
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| Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
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| Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
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| Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
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| Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
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| Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
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| Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
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| Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
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| Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
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| Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
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| Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
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| Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
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| Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
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| Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
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| Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
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| Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
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| Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
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| Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
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| Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
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| Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
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| Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
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| Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
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| Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
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| Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
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| Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
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| Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
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| Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
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| Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
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| Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
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| Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
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| Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
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| Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
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| Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
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| Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
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| Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
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| Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
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| Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
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| Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
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| Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
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| Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
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| Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
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| Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
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| Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
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| Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
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| Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |