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Cleaning under the bed
[Exterior of the Watterson house]
Gumball: [off-screen] Ugh, what's the point of cleaning under the bed? It's like cleaning a dumpster! It's designed to be filthy.
[Cut to Gumball and Darwin's bedroom]
Nicole: [rummaging under the bed] Because this room smells like dog barf. [pulls out a glass of milk] Ugh! What is this?
Gumball: Oh, that's a glass of milk.
[Nicole turns the glass upside-down and the milk, which seems to be completely solid, starts falling out, extremely slowly]
Gumball: ...Cheese. That's a glass of cheese.
[The milk falls through the floor and onto Richard, who is eating a sandwich. He shrieks in agony.]
Gumball: ...Stone. That's a glass of stone.
Nicole: Are you kidding me? That milk had to be at least ten years old.
Darwin: [pulls out a moldy slice of pizza from under the bed] Well, at least there's nothing alive under there.
[The pizza slice suddenly grows spider legs and squeals. Darwin screams and drops it, and then it crawls out the open window. Gumball continues to clean and finds a fish skeleton]
Nicole: [gasps] Darwin The First? So that's where you were hiding, Oh!
Darwin: Wait, I thought you said that Darwin the First left to live happier life on a farm with other fishes.
Gumball: [laughs nervously and pats Darwin gently]Huhuh huh, he did... He did...
Nicole: Uhh...[pulls out Dodj Or Daar game from the bed.] Hey, Look what I found, the game you made.
Darwin: Hang on, I'm not three anymore, you're not going to distract me with- what the what!?
[Nicole flicks Darwin the First's skeleton away while they are distracted.]
Darwin: Dodj or Daar, it's calling us...
Gumball: [Pulls Darwin away, gets the game and puts it in the garbage bag.] No! We swore we'd never play that game again.
The Game Starting
[The huge noise plays. Gumball and Darwin are in the kitchen, eating their lunch.]
Gumball: Just ignore the calls. [sips a cup of soda]
[The huge noise plays again two times. Darwin accidentally squirts ketchup too much. Gumball's soda comes out of his nostrils and again eats a sandwich but puts his hands through his ears.]
Gumball: We have to destroy that game.
[Darwin and Gumball run to the garbage can and opens it.]
Gumball: It's gone!
[The noise plays again.]
[Darwin and Gumball run to the house and finds Anais, Nicole and Richard playing it.]
Gumball and Darwin: Wait, don't throw the dice!
[The boys leap toward them in slow motion. Richard throws the dice and, Gumball and Darwin fall.]
Gumball: You don't know what you're doing!
Richard: Yeah, cause you didn't write any instructions.
Anais: But what you did write was spelled wrong, Dodj or Daar? Sounds like an alien choosing a baby name.
Richard: Let's just pack it away.
Gumball: No, you can't! Once you start Dodj or Daar, it has to be finished!
Playing the Game
[Exterior of the Watterson house]
Gumball: [off-screen] Ok, the rules are pretty simple. [on-screen, gesturing toward the game board] You roll the dice and pick a Daar card. If you do the Daar, then you go forward that many spaces. If you don't then you have to take a Dodj card and move half the spaces.
Nicole: Okay, and how do you win?
Gumball: You don't win, you survive!
Nicole: Okay... but how do you actually win.
Gumball: Oh, you have to land an exact number to land on the last square. Dad, you're up.
Richard: [laughs] I feel sorry for whoever's gonna do this one!
[Everybody looks at Richard. Richard realizes and frowns.]
[Cuts to place where a Doughnut Sheriff is.]
Richard[runs to Doughnut Sheriff] Officer please, I need to report a theft.
Doughnut Sheriff: Yes! Finally, what did the thief look like?
Richard: Well, he was wearing a monocle.
[Doughnut Sheriff writes it down when he sees Richard wearing a monocle.]
Doughnut Sheriff: Okay... Uh, anything else?
Richard: Yes, he had a big furry mustache!
[Doughnut Sheriff writes it down again when he sees Richard again this time wearing the big furry mustache.]
Doughnut Sheriff Okay... any other distinguishing features?
Richard: Yes, he was dressed as a yodeller! .... Aren't you gonna write that down?
Doughnut Sheriff: Just testing.
[Doughnut Sheriff blinks for a second and sees Richard dressed as a yodeler just as Richard says.]
Doughnut Sheriff: Ah! And what did that man steal?
Richard: [gets close to Doughnut Sheriff] A kiss.
[Nicole and Anais are laughing while Richard rubbing his eye with a meat]
Anais: You actually did it!? [laughing]
Gumball: Oh yeah. That it's always start with a laughing and the daars and later the horror and fea...
Nicole: I go. [rolled the dice and takes a dare card] Hmmm...order a prank pizza
Larry: Uh huh.And what's the address.
Nicole: [laugh] 420 Gross Street. Oh, and can you add some turkey gizzards?
Larry: Along with the ice-cream, pigs foot, and oysters?
Nicole: Yes, it's an old family recipe invented by my grandfather. Old Joe Windypants! [all laugh]
Richard: Oh man, [wipes a tear of laughter off his cheek] I wish I could be there to see that pizza arrive!
Larry: Ok, 420 Gross Street. [drives on his bike and arrives at the Pizza Shop and knocks] Pizza guy! [takes off delivery cap and puts on his worker cap]I didn't order this, I sell pizzas, why would I buy one?! [switches back to delivery guy] Well someone's gotta pay for this. [changes back to seller] I'm not paying for something I didn't order! [back to delivery guy] Well, what do I do with this then?! [back to seller] Give it to me I'll show ya! [makes a motion to throw the pizza and opens it to smack it on is face] I think all these jobs are messing with my head.
The First Dodj
[scene switches back to the Watterson house as Anais struggles to put on a hat.]
Anais: I'm now wearing everything.. in the house! Ok, can someone move me forward? [Gumball pushes Anais and she rolls into a table] I meant my piece on the UH!
Nicole: Ok, that's six spaces putting you ahead of Gumball, Darwin, Dad, and... me. Although technically it says every thing in the house.
Nicole decides to clean out Gumball and Darwin's room, and discovers, along with a glass of petrified milk, Darwin the First's skeleton, and a mutated living slice of pizza, the Dodj or Daar gameboard underneath their bed. Gumball, stating that they "swore never to play it again", quickly snatches it away from her and tosses it into the garbage bag. However, Gumball and Darwin are repeatedly attacked by urges to play Dodj or Daar, so they finally decide to destroy it.
Rushing outside to the trashcan, they discover that it has been emptied out. They run back into the house to see Anais, Nicole and Richard playing it; Richard is about to throw the dice. They yell "DON'T THROW THE DICE!" and dive towards him, but it is too late. Gumball and Darwin then explain the very real danger that the game poses to their family, but at first their warnings are not heeded. When the "dodj"s start bending reality, Nicole packs up the game, convinced that the effects, being just part of their imagination, will wear off, despite Gumball explaining to them that the effects will only stop when they finish the game.
The game continues to plague them, and gets them into undesirable situations. Anais can't get off of the couch, Gumball gets detention, Nicole ends up missing a client, Richard damages the shed (mangling his face in the process), and Darwin gets signed up for a few very undesirable activities. They all rush home in order to complete their game. Gumball then states that the fastest way to finish is if they all complete their "daar"s. Contrary to this, however, Gumball ends up taking a dodj card. They end up getting a "dodj bomb", and with the dodj's getting even worse, they struggle to complete the game, which will be accomplished when somebody rolls an exact number to land on the ending space.
After Anais is temporarily frozen, Richard is lethargized, Gumball is in an earthquake, Nicole gets huge hands and Darwin isn't affected (being an 'inverted mermaid' already), Nicole ends up drawing a card that does not allow anybody to breathe until the game is over. They nearly suffocate as Gumball throws the dice, pleading for a "six". The dice lands, displaying a "three". Nicole, in frustration and anger, slams the ground with the large hands she was afflicted with earlier, and moves the dice, achieving the six they all needed. Everything returns to normal, as Gumball states. But the Wattersons soon discover that all the damage that was caused remained. The Watterson house lies in shambles, complete with a lightpost that has crashed through the roof.