Club Searching
- [Episode starts in school]
- Richard: [Panting] Come on, you guys! We're gonna be late!
- Gumball: Remind me again why exactly we're at school on a Saturday.
- Richard: Are you kidding me? It's club day. It's the only day of the week when I get to hang out with people I really like.
- Gumball, Darwin, Nicole, and Anais: [Angrily] What?!
- Richard: Uhh... Got to go!
- Nicole: Okay... See you all back here at five.
- Gumball: But wait! I don't have a club to go to!
- [Nicole starts walking to her club but Gumball stops her]
- Gumball: Well, Mom, looks like it's your lucky day. I'm coming with you to your anger-management club.
- Nicole: Oh, that's sweet, Gumball, but behind this door, I'm a very different person. Trust me, you don't want to see this. [Enters the room]
- Mister Small: Hello, Nicole, welcome to— Aaach! [Flies out of the room] Uuuuuh. [Passes out]
- Anais: [Opens the door on the opposite] Could you guys keep it down a little?
- Nicole: You keep it down!
- Gumball: Hey, Anais. What club are you in?
- Anais: Physics club.
- Gumball: Well, today's your lucky day, because I—
- Anais: Let me stop you right there. You know there are different types of intelligence?
- Gumball: Yeah.
- Anais: I don't think you have any of them.
- Gumball: I don't get it.
- Anais: Exactly.
- Gumball: Oh, come on!
- [Anais slams the door]
- Gumball: Oh, let me in! [Grunts] Don't be a club hog [Scoffs] Fine.
- [Gumball walks to the door of the Fantasy Club room]
- Gumball: Dad, can I join your fantasy club?
- [Richard peeks from the door curtain]
- Richard: [In Scottish accent] Who be there?
- Gumball: It's me, Gumball.
- Richard: Be you orc?
- Gumball: No.
- Richard: Be you dwarf?
- Gumball: No, I'm your son.
- Richard: Be you bearer of savory snacks for the elders?
- Gumball: What? No.
- Richard: Then begone! [Closes the curtain]
- Gumball: [Sighs]
- Darwin: What's up?
- Gumball: Man, there's got to be a club for me somewhere.
- Darwin: You could always join my club.
- Gumball: What is it?
- [Scene cuts to the school swimming pool, with Darwin swimming with other members of the club]
- Darwin: Synchronized swimming!
- Gumball: Hmmm. You're good, but I can do better. Here comes the swan dive of eternal beauty!
- [Gumball jumps off the high dive and a swan appears behing him and honks, and he makes a big splash. It then starts raining in the swimming pool, but then stops]
- [Scene cuts to Gumball's vision]
- Gumball: [Coughs, sputters] So, how graceful was that?
- Darwin: Dude, you can't swim.
- Gumball: [Coughs] Fair point. Uh... has anyone seen my trunks?
- [Scene cuts to the changing room]
- Tobias: Yeaaah!
- Banana Joe: Touchdown!
- Tobias: All right!
- Banana Joe: Slam-dunk!
- Banana Joe and Tobias: Yeeaaaahh!
- Gumball: Uh, hey, guys. Is this the Football Club?
- Banana Joe and Tobias: Yeeaaahh!
- Gumball: Well, uh, did I miss the game?
- Banana Joe: No, it's going on right out there.
- Gumball: Why aren't you playing?
- Banana Joe and Tobias: 'Cause we're the reserve team!
- Gumball: Cool. So, can I join?
- Tobias: I don't know. Are you man enough?
- Gumball: [Scoffs] Me? I'm at least 50% man.
- Tobias: Well, in that case, here's your towel.
- Gumball: Thanks. So... do you guys ever get to play?
- Tobias: Nah, we just hang out here and act kinda sporty.
- Gumball: You guys just take showers, hang around in towels, and high-five each other?
- Tobias: Heh! There's a little bit more to it than that.
- Banana Joe: [Laughs and hits Gumball with his skin]
- Gumball: Ah! Ow! Okay! Ow! Okay, okay!
- [They all begin hitting each other and laughing, Hector comes in wearing his towel]
- Tobias: Hey, Hector, is the game over?
- Hector: Yeah. We lost. [Begins swinging his gigantic towel]
- Banana Joe and Tobias: Oh.
- Gumball: What?
- [Hector hits them with his towel and they all scream. Gumball walks in pain as he attempts to enter the Tragedy Club room, but the door is quickly locked and the curtain is closed]
- Gumball: Oh, why doesn't anyone want me in their club? It can't have anything to do with me -- my talent, my intelligence, or my general awesomeness. [Furious] You know what? Too bad for you jealous people, 'cause I'm starting my own club, and you are not invited!
Gumball's Club of Gumball
- Gumball: Okay, I'd like to welcome everyone to "Gumball's Club of Gumball." First order of business: attendance. Hmm. Pretty good. Now, it seems like lately we've been let down by certain... family members. So I propose a little exercise in trust. Okay, don't worry, Gumball. Just close your eyes, let yourself fall back, and someone will catch you. [Puts off the glasses and runs on the other side of the room] Well, I'm a bit scared, Gumball. [Runs back and puts on the glasses] Well, that's why it's called a trust exercise. Come on, dude. [Puts off the glasses and runs forth] Mm... Okay. [Inhales, and falls backwards, naturally slamming against the floor. He groans in pain, then sighs] All in favor of disbanding the club say, "aye." [Raises hand] Aye. Motion carried.
Rejects' Greetings
- [Scene cuts to Gumball wandering along the school corridor]
- Gumball: Aw, man, I'm such a reject. I wish there was a club for people like me that no one liked. I'd join that club in a second. I wouldn't even care what it was about.
- [The corridor lamps shut down, and a strange noise echoes through the corridor]
- Gumball: Uh... what's going on?
- Colin: Look no further, fellow loser.
- Gumball: What the...?
- Colin: We are the unsought, the weird.
- Gumball: [Gasps]
- Colin: Let me introduce you to...
- Gumball: [Whimpers]
- Colin: ... The Reject Club! Always accepting new members.
- Gumball: [Laughs] Thanks, I'm desperate, but not that desperate.
- Colin: No, wait! We really need new members. We're so bored of talking to each other, we've been phoning up the talking clock for conversation. If you want, you could be our president or something. Or-or-or even better, our king! Picture this: Gumball Watterson, king of the rejects!
- Felix, Bobert, and Ocho: Eh?
- Gumball: [Laughs] What? King of the rejects? Seriously? [Laughs] Thanks for the offer, guys, but it's a "no." King of the rejects. [Walks away]
- Felix: He rejected us.
- Bobert: And laughed at our loneliness.
- Colin: Well, we'll see if he's still too good for us when we've finished with him. To the nerd-mobile!
- [The Reject Club walk like vampires, humming the old Batman theme]
Family Discussion
- [At the Wattersons']
- Gumball: Rejected, even by my own family!
- Nicole: Look, honey, you're not a baby anymore. You need to be able to do things on your own.
- Richard: Oh, there must have been one club that wanted you.
- Darwin: Yeah, The Rejects Club.
- Gumball: But I politely declined.
- [A brick flies through the window, onto the dining table]
- Richard:[Screams] Oh, it's okay. It landed in the vegetables. [The brick falls onto the cake, squishing it] Aaaah! The cake!
- Gumball: [Gasps] Look!
- Darwin: [Points to the DVD on the brick] There's a DVD tied to it.
The Plan Unfolds
- [Scene cuts to the living room]
- Colin: [In DVD recording] Greetings, Gumball Watterson, from our secret lair.
- Anais: Isn't that just the library?
- Richard: Shh! There's more!
- Colin: [In DVD recording] So, you think you're too good for us, eh? Well, you'll soon change your mind when we upload your embarrassing school record in a web video hosted by none other than you. [In DVD video recording, pretending to be Gumball] My name is Gumball Watterson and my IQ is smaller than my shoe size. I wore diapers until the age of eleven and once got detention for calling Miss Simian "mum."
- Richard: [Screams] He looks just like you!
- Colin: [In DVD recording] Our revenge plan is almost complete.
- Computer: [In DVD recording] Uploading. Ten minutes until completion.
- Colin: [In DVD recording] [Evil laugh] And, cut! How was I? Evil enough?
- Gumball: Oh, great, now the nerds are bullying me! I guess you want me to deal with this on my own.
- Nicole: No. When someone picks a fight with one of us, they pick a fight with all of us. Everybody, get in the car. We've still got time to stop them.
- Richard: But where is their secret hideout?
- Anais: It's in the library!
Rush to the School
- [The Wattersons rush to the school by car, then they run to the library door. Nicole tries to open it, but it's locked]
- Gumball: Noooo! It's locked! My reputation is ruined!
- Nicole: No, not yet. Quick! Someone make me angry.
- Richard: Uhhh... I taped a wrestling match over our wedding video?
- Nicole: Rrrrrrrrgggghhhh! [Pulls the door open and throws it] Go on without me! [Grunts as she kicks and pulls the locker doors open] Unh! I'm out of contro-o-o-o-l!
- [Gumball, Darwin, Anais and Richard run along the library, when Felix, dressed as a wizard, appears in their way]
- Felix: Thou shalt not pass!
- Richard: You've crossed the wrong wizard, young man! I am level 40! Let the battle commence!
- [Richard and Felix roll their dice]
- Felix: Hurrah! I get the first shot. Meteor sword!
- Richard: [Grunts in pain] Eugh! Ah! Ooh! Eh! He's good, but I can't afford to lose. Magic missile!
- Felix: Doinggg! Deflected by the Shield of Rampor!
- [Richard and Felix roll their dice again]
- Richard and Felix: [Gasp] Freeze spell! [Become static]
- Richard: Uh! You'll have to go on without me. I'm stuck for the next two turns.
- [Gumball, Darwin and Anais pass by]
- Gumball: Come on! The computer's just up ahead!
- [A robot noise is heard]
- Darwin: [Gasps] Watch out!
- Gumball, Darwin, and Anais: [Gasp]
- [The noise is getting louder]
- Gumball, Darwin, and Anais: [Gasp]
- [The noise turns out to be from Bobert]
- Gumball: [Sighs] Relax. It's only Bobert. I can take him.
- Bobert: Initiating combat mode. [Morphs into a giant robot]
- Gumball, Darwin, and Anais: [Scream]
- Anais: Don't worry, guys. I got this. [Begins sliding her feet on the floor]
- Gumball: What are you doing?
- Anais: Leave it to me. Just go around him.
- Gumball: Are you sure you're gonna be okay? [Runs away with Darwin]
- Anais: Don't worry. The power of physics has never failed me yet!
- [Bobert slowly steps toward Anais, but Anais zaps him in the leg, causing him to fall unconscious]
- Gumball: The computer! This is our chance to stop the upload.
- Computer: Thirty seconds to completion.
- [Colin appears, holding a ruler]
- Darwin: [Gasps] There's a guard!
- Colin: [Imitating lightsaber noises]
- Darwin: That guy looks pretty dangerous.
- Gumball: What are we gonna do?
- Darwin: Leave it to me. Come on, punk.
- Colin: Huh?
- Darwin: Let's dance. [Turns on the jukebox and begins dancing]
- Colin: [Gasps] Such grace! The rhythm... must... synchronize!
- Gumball: Thanks, buddy. [Looks at the computer]
- Computer: Five seconds to completion.
- Gumball: Yes! My reputation is safe.
- Computer: Four seconds 'til completion.
- [Ocho grabs Gumball's head, Gumball screams and attempts to grab the mouse]
- Computer: Three seconds. Two seconds. One second 'til completion. Upload complete.
- Gumball: Nooooooooooo!
- Computer: Sending to all school contacts.
- Colin: [In computer video recording, pretending to be Gumball] My name is Gumball Trisha Watterson. That's right, Trisha is my middle name, and I was born without eyebrows and have to draw them on every day. On hot days I smell like pate and teachers are advised not to mention it. Also, I have a glandular problem that causes—
- Gumball: Okay! Okay. You win. I'll join your club.
- Colin: Are you kidding? Have you seen your school record? We're desperate, but we're not that desperate [Laughs and walks away with the Reject Club]
- Gumball: [Sighs] Great. Rejected by The Reject Club!
In the Car
- [Scene cuts to the highway]
- Gumball: Well, that's my reputation ruined until college.
- Anais: No, it isn't. I counter-hacked the main school server and rerouted the e-mail before it got to anyone.
- Gumball: [Sighs] Oh, thank you, sis.
- Darwin: Don't worry. We'll always be there for you.
- Anais: You're part of the Watterson club... Trisha.
- Gumball: Yeah, and whose great idea was that?
- Richard: What's wrong with it? It's short for "Tristopher."
- Nicole: Richard, I thought we agreed on "Christopher."
- Richard: Christopher, Tristopher, same thing, right?
- Darwin: So, what shall we do with these guys?
- [The Reject Club members are shown to be tied up and their mouths are covered with handkerchiefs]
- Nicole: Well, I think the responsible thing to do would be to drive them home and tell their parents what they've done.
- [The Reject Club shakes their heads in disagreement]
- Darwin: No? Then how about we spray you in honey and drop you off in the bear cage at the zoo?
- [The Reject Club, again, disagrees to the idea]
- Gumball: Okay, maybe you'd prefer to be dropped off naked at the mall?
- [The Reject Club considers the idea, then nods their heads]
- Gumball: All those in favor, say "aye."
- Darwin, Anais, Richard, and Nicole: Aye!
- Gumball: Motion carried!
- [Episode ends]
v • e Transcript
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| Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
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| Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
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| Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
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| Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
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| Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
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| Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
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| Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
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| Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
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| Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
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| Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
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| Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
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| Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
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| Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
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| Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
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| Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
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| Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
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| Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
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| Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
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| Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
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| Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
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| Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
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| Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
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| Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
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| Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
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| Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
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| Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
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| Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
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| Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
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| Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
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| Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
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| Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
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| Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
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| Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
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| Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
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| Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
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| Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
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| Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
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| Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
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| Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
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| Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
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| Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
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| Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
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| Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
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| Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
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| Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
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| Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
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| Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
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| Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
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| Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
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| Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
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| Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
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| Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
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| Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
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| Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
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| Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
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| Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
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| Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
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| Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
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| Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
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| Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |