Slave for the Day
- [Gumball is standing in the playground. Darwin is in Gumball's mouth]
- Darwin: I still maintain that you wouldn't be able to beat dad in a eating contest.
- [Gumball sucks Darwin more into his mouth]
- Darwin: Okay, okay, you win. LET ME OUT!
- [Gumball spits him out]
- Gumball: Your turn. I bet you can't kiss your own tail.
- Darwin: Challenge accepted.
- [Darwin stretches himself out and desperately tries to reach his own tail]
- Gumball: [laughing] Ha ha ha, dude. You look like a wiener with a botched facelift!
- [Darwin looks down at the ground in defeat]
- Gumball: Ok, you lost. You're my slave for the day!
- Darwin: [outraged] WHAT? No way, man, double or quits!! I bet you can't pluck that flower triplets and carry it across the playground.
- Gumball: Mmm hmm...
- [Gumball plucks the flower with his butt, carries it across the playground, and lets it drop to the ground at the other side]
- Darwin: [panicking] WAIT, NO! Errrr... I bet I can jump through my own leg!
- [Darwin grabs his leg and tries to jump through it. He ends up faceplanting, giving himself a black eye and a few scratches]
- Darwin: Triple or quits!
- [He tries again and faceplants. His face is even more messed up]
- Darwin: Quadruple or quits!
- [He tries yet again and faceplants. His face is pressed into his head]
- Darwin: What's the next duple after that?
- Bobert: Quintuple. Why are you repeatedly jumping on your face?
- [Darwin kicks himself in the back of his head, making his face pop back out]
- Darwin: Because it's fun!
- Bobert: Define 'fun'.
- Gumball: Oh, you know, like hanging out with friends, gawking at girls, and playing games like this one!
- Bobert: Computing friends, girls, games. [saddened] Results: zero.
- [Gumball and Darwin look at each other and gasp and cries]
- Bobert: Can I join your game?
- Gumball: Of course you can. [hugs Bobert] Ok, we're playing bets, and the loser is the winner's servant for 24 hours!
- Bobert: But your chances of beating a robotic unit in any task is 0.000001%
- Gumball: Really? Well, I bet you can't say the alphabet faster than me!
- Bobert: Challenge accepted. [fast robotic voice] ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQR-
- Gumball: The alphabet.
- Bobert: Recomputing question. Trick detected. Failure acknowledged. [looks at the ground in defeat]
- Gumball: Sorry man, you lose!
- Bobert: Switching hard-drive to slave mode.
- [Bobert briefly turns off and on again. His pupils dilate massively, and his voice becomes monotonous]
- Bobert: Awaiting command.
- Gumball: Dude, we have our own super hi-tech robot for 24 hours!
- Darwin: We can use his power for the good of mankind!
- Gumball: We can save dolphins!
- Darwin: Stop global warming!
- Gumball: and bring peace to the world!
- Darwin: There's so much good we can do!
Nurse's office
- [Scene cuts to Bobert releasing a jet of flame from his behind in the sick bay]
- Bobert: Do you have anything for this?
- Joan: Well, I'm not a mechanic, but how long has this been going on?
- Bobert: Ever since I fell in love with your mom.
- [Gumball and Darwin are watching from the door]
- Darwin: I thought you wanted to do good for mankind?
- Gumball: Yeah, but this is more fun. Now make out with the defibrillator!
- [Bobert who is off scene, grabs the defibrillator]
- Joan: Oh no, what are you doing?!?
- [Principal Brown walks past the door, then looks at Bobert in shock]
- Nigel Brown: What the... Watterson!
Punishment
- Gumball: This is a violation of the first amendment!
- Nigel Brown: Preventing you from breaking medical equipment and making jokes about the Nurse`s mother is not a violation of your freedom of speech! As punishment. You will mow the stadium field during your lunch break. Now get out of here.
School hall
- Gumball: I wish that guy would just get lost.
- [Bobert dings]
- Bobert: [replays Gumball's voice] I wish that guy would just get lost.
- [Scene cuts to Principal Brown waking up in a rain forest]
- Nigel Brown: [gasps] Where am I?
Stadium Field
- [Bobert is shooting a laser beam at the football field]
- Gumball: Bobert, A bit more on the left!
- Darwin: I don`t think that's right.
- Gumball: I know Principal Brown has no sense of humor, man.
- Darwin: I`m talking about the way you treat Bobert.
- Gumball: Well, I`m sorry. But he`s the one who asked to play. Careful with those edges, dude! Besides, I didn't make the rules.
- Darwin Uh, Yeah you did. You know Bobert`s not normal. His life is so sad. We should help him.
- Gumball: Sure, Whatever.
- Bobert: Task complete.
- Gumball: A bit more hair on the horse's tail!
- [Bobert shoots more laser beams. Scene zooms out to the field showing the pictures of the horse's tail, glasses, and Principal Brown]
- Gumball: Perfect.
How to Talk to Girls
- Darwin: Bobert, We`re going to find you a girlfriend.
- Gumball: What? Why?
- Darwin: [whispers] Because his life is pathetic and he needs some love. [normal voice] Now walk up to Tina. She's desperate, and you are available?
- Bobert: But I don't know how to talk to girls.
- Gumball: And he`s probably not gonna appreciate switching out of slave mode to find he`s married to some jurassic meat sack! What am I talking about? This is funniest idea ever.
- Bobert: Hey, Baby girl.
- [Tina growls]
- Bobert: This might come as a shock.
- Darwin: But I can see there`s an energy inside you.
- Bobert: [copies] But I can see there`s an energy inside you.
- Darwin: In fact, If we got-
- Bobert: -together, Sparks would fly.
- Darwin: It would be-
- Bobert: -electric.
- Tina: Whoa, no one`s ever spoken to me with such poetry before.
- Darwin: I`m-
- Gumball: [covers Darwin's mouth] Not talking to you-
- Bobert: I`m talking to the fuse box.
- [Tina growls. Darwin punches Gumball]
- Gumball: I`m sorry I just couldn`t help it. You kept talking about all that electric stuff, and the fuse box was there! [laughs]'
- [Tina roars, Bobert's head flies across, and Gumball stops laughing]
In the Classroom
- Darwin: I can`t believe you did that to Bobert all of this because of your stupid game.
- Lucy Simian: Shhhhh-h!
- Gumball: [whispers] Dude, whisper.
- Darwin: [loudly] I am whispering!
- Gumball: No, you`re just doing a whispery voice. If anything, It`s louder than normal Look, If want make Bobert feel like a normal kid, you treat him like one, not a charity case.
- Darwin: Go tell that to his head!
- Joan: [comes in] Well, I patched him up as best as I can, but for the last time I'm a nurse, not a mechanic!
- Lucy Simian: Well, i'm not a florist... [points to Leslie] or a meteorologist... [points to Masami] or some kind of freak show owner. [points to Sussie, who grins weirdly] But you don't see me complaining, Do you?
- Joan: Hmph! [leaves angrily]
- Gumball: [everyone starts to leave] Bobert, would you rather have an awesome friend or a patronizing fairy godmother?
- Darwin: I'm not a fairy godmother!
- Lucy Simian: Get out of here! Can't you see I'm on my break?
- Gumball: Aw. Dude, she's even more upset than you are. She seriously needs to chill out.
- Bobert: [replays Gumball's voice] She seriously needs to chill out.
At the Park
- Gumball: Fetch! [Bobert reaches all the way to catch the stick] Hmm.... All right, smarty-pants no arms this time. [Bobert tucks his arms in] Fetch!
- Darwin: So, this is treating him like a normal kid, huh?
- Gumball: A normal kid who lost his bet fair and square. Do you think I wouldn't do the same to you? [Bobert comes, pushing the stick with his head] This time, no feet. [Bobert tucks in his feet] Fetch!
- Darwin: I guess you would, but still. This is no way to treat a, uh...
- Gumball: Go on, say it! A challenged person?
- Darwin: No.
- Gumball: You think you're better than him? It took you five years to learn facial expresions, and there are still some you don't know! [makes a face] What's this one?
- Darwin: You're making it diffcult on purpose!
- Gumball: Don't worry, I made this one up, but that's my point. Bobert has to learn. He's a pretty sharp kid, you know. Don't let the dog get it!
- Mister Small: [trips over Bobert] Ah! Ah! Ah! AAH! Oh! [angrily] You're lucky I'm a licensed rollerblader, okay? If I hadn't been able to perform a safe roll, you could have lost a friend. [makes hand motions] Blades. For. Life. You be careful now. [leaves]
- Gumball: [leaves] This world needs less rollerbladers, man.
- [Bobert fires a laser beam at Mr. Small]
- Mister Small: AAH! [A firey helmet rolls onscreen] I'm okay!
Full Control
- Gumball: Hey, Darwin. check this out. Bobert, divide by zero.
- [Bobert tries to, but malcfunctions]
- Darwin: See, that's the problem here. any other kid, normal or not, would have some limits, but a robot just doesn't. It's unfair to do that to him.
- Gumball: Why are you so uptight about this? I don't see anyone else having a problem with it.
- Darwin: That's because no one else is here.
- Gumball: [camera zooms out to reveal they are the only ones in class] Huh? Where is everybody?
- Rocky: [looks in classroom] Hey, what are you still doing here? School's canceled today, there's no teachers.
- Gumball: No teachers? [laughs] Get out of here. [Bobert throws Rocky out the window]
- Rocky: AAH!
- Gumball: Uh, what just happened here?
- Bobert: Following command.
- Gumball: Dude, I never asked you to throw him out the window, I said get out of here.
- [Bobert jumps out of a window]
- Gumball: What the droid?
- Darwin: See? I told you a robot's got no limits or common sense. This can only go bad!
- Gumball: Oh, come on as long as I don't say, "Bobert, terminate Gumball" or whatever, it's fine. [Bobert turns on]
- Darwin: Put an end to it!
- Gumball: No! [Darwin punches him] Ow, okay! Bobert, you don't take orders from anyone now, all right? [Bobert fires laser beams at them] Aah! What the..? What's your problem, man?
- Bobert: Following command. [replays Gumball's voice] Bobert, terminate Gumball.
- Gumball: Oh, yeah... Delete that from your memory.
- Bobert: Command denied. [replays] Bobert, you don't take orders from anyone now, all right? Commence termination.
- [Bobert's eye glows red. Gumball and Darwin start running away from Bobert]
- Darwin: Why am I running? It's you he's trying to terminate.
- Gumball: Because, you wanted to hear me say I was wrong.
- Darwin: You know me well, don't you?
- Gumball: [A laser beam misses them] AAh!
- [The run in the cafeteria, next to the freezer]
- Darwin: Wait! I have an idea!
- [Darwin uses a turkey as a Gumball decoy]
- Darwin: Look at what you've done... [Bobert scans the turkey] He was all I had.
- [Gumball and Miss Simian are in a freezer]
- Gumball: Come on, Come on, Come on, take the bait.
- Lucy Simian: [comes to Gumball and hugs him] I'm sorry, Watterson. I know this isn't appropriate, but I just need to warm up.
- [Gumball runs out of the freezer]
- Gumball: AAAAHHH! Get off! Get off! Get off! [runs, takes his shirt, Darwin follows]
- Lucy Simian: Wait! I'm so cold!
- [Bobert fires a laser beam at Miss Simian and sets her on fire]
- Lucy Simian: Ahh, that's better.
Nurse's office #2
- Gumball: Oh, Thank goodness you need help me Bobert's gone crazy.
- Joan: Here you go.
- Gumball: What's that?
- Joan: Tech-Support hotline... I'm not a mechanic.
- [Bobert approaches]
- Gumball: AAH! Thanks!
On the phone
- Technician: Good afternoon, and thank you for calling our Technical Support.
- Gumball: Yes, hi, I have a problem-
- Technician: To book an appointment with one of our technicians, press one, to check on an order-
- Gumball: Dagnabbit, you stupid answering machine! I wanted to talk to-
- Technician: No need to be rude, sir. If you did this job all day, you too would end up talking like a machine.
- [Bobert's lasers destroy the telephone]
- Darwin: Watch out!
- Gumball: AAH!
- Darwin: What are you doing?
- Gumball: Getting my change.
- Darwin: Just get out of here!
- [Gumball runs off]
The Library
- [Gumball closes and blocks the door with a chair, Bobert melts the door]
- Darwin: I'm sorry, Gumball. I can't slow him down any longer, my belly's too chafed. OOH! Oh, wait, never mind, he's still going at exactly the same pace.
- Gumball: Come on, Come on how do you stop a robot? I thought books were supposed to be useful. Hmm.
- [Gumball pushes a bookshelf down on Bobert]
- Gumball: Darwin, I got him!
- Darwin: (muffled) You got me, too.
- Gumball: Are you okay?
- Darwin: Oh, I'm fine. (shouting) Apart from the fact that none of this would have happened if it wasn't for this stupid game!
- Gumball: It's not my fault, he wanted to be treated like a normal kid. So I treated him like one because that's what he is. Aren't you Bobert?
- Bobert: Initating countdown!
- Gumball: Oh, great. He's gonna self-destruct even when I'm right. I'm wrong.
- Bobert: 10...
- Gumball: Please tell me that's minutes and not seconds.
- Darwin: Get me out of here!
- Bobert: 9... [Gumball tries to push the library shelf back up but struggles]
- Bobert: 8...
- Gumball: Dude, I've got a plan. It involves me running out that door. The problem is only one of us survives. What? you got a better idea?
- Bobert: 7...
- Darwin: Defuse him!
- Gumball: What? Like, water him down?
- Darwin: No, not dilute, defuse! Like a bomb!
- Bobert: 6...
- Gumball: Hmm, do you have one of those tiny, tiny screwdrivers? No? Oh, well.
- Bobert: 5...
- Gumball: Who would have thought that it would all end like this, huh?
- Darwin: There's still five seconds to do something!
- Bobert: 4...
- Darwin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
- Gumball: I'm waitng until he gets to three so I get that super strength you get in life-threatening situations.
- Bobert: 3...
- Gumball: [struggling again] Not gonna happen.
- Bobert: 2...
- Gumball: So, I guess It's time for some good last words, huh?
- Bobert: 1... 0. [Starts to shake and reverts back to normal] Twenty-four hours completed! Slave mode de-activated. Want to play another game?
- Gumball: UH. Yeah all right.
- [Episode ends]
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| Episode 1 The DVD |
Episode 2 The Responsible |
Episode 3 The Third |
Episode 4 The Debt |
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| Episode 5 The End |
Episode 6 The Dress |
Episode 7 The Quest |
Episode 8 The Spoon |
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| Episode 9 The Pressure |
Episode 10 The Painting |
Episode 11 The Laziest |
Episode 12 The Ghost |
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| Episode 13 The Mystery |
Episode 14 The Prank |
Episode 15 The Gi |
Episode 16 The Kiss |
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| Episode 17 The Party |
Episode 18 The Refund |
Episode 19 The Robot |
Episode 20 The Picnic |
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| Episode 21 The Goons |
Episode 22 The Secret |
Episode 23 The Sock |
Episode 24 The Genius |
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| Episode 25 The Poltergeist |
Episode 26 The Mustache |
Episode 27 The Date |
Episode 28 The Club |
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| Episode 29 The Wand |
Episode 30 The Ape |
Episode 31 The Car |
Episode 32 The Curse |
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| Episode 33 The Microwave |
Episode 34 The Meddler |
Episode 35 The Helmet |
Episode 36 The Fight |
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| Episode 1 The Remote |
Episode 2 The Colossus |
Episode 3 The Knights |
Episode 4 The Fridge |
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| Episode 5 The Flower |
Episode 6 The Banana |
Episode 7 The Phone |
Episode 8 The Job |
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| Episode 9 Halloween |
Episode 10 The Treasure |
Episode 11 The Apology |
Episode 12 The Words |
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| Episode 13 The Skull |
Episode 14 The Bet |
Episode 15 Christmas |
Episode 16 The Watch |
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| Episode 17 The Bumpkin |
Episode 18 The Flakers |
Episode 19 The Authority |
Episode 20 The Virus |
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| Episode 21 The Pony |
Episode 22 The Hero |
Episode 23 The Dream |
Episode 24 The Sidekick |
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| Episode 25 The Photo |
Episode 26 The Tag |
Episode 27 The Storm |
Episode 28 The Lesson |
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| Episode 29 The Game |
Episode 30 The Limit |
Episode 31 The Voice |
Episode 32 The Promise |
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| Episode 33 The Castle |
Episode 34 The Boombox |
Episode 35 The Tape |
Episode 36 The Sweaters |
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| Episode 37 The Internet |
Episode 38 The Plan |
Episode 39 The World |
Episode 40 The Finale |
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| Episode 1 The Kids |
Episode 2 The Fan |
Episode 3 The Coach |
Episode 4 The Joy |
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| Episode 5 The Puppy |
Episode 6 The Recipe |
Episode 7 The Name |
Episode 8 The Extras |
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| Episode 9 The Gripes |
Episode 10 The Vacation |
Episode 11 The Fraud |
Episode 12 The Void |
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| Episode 13 The Boss |
Episode 14 The Move |
Episode 15 The Law |
Episode 16 The Allergy |
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| Episode 17 The Mothers |
Episode 18 The Password |
Episode 19 The Procrastinators |
Episode 20 The Shell |
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| Episode 21 The Burden |
Episode 22 The Bros |
Episode 23 The Mirror |
Episode 24 The Man |
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| Episode 25 The Pizza |
Episode 26 The Lie |
Episode 27 The Butterfly |
Episode 28 The Question |
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| Episode 29 The Saint |
Episode 30 The Friend |
Episode 31 The Oracle |
Episode 32 The Safety |
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| Episode 33 The Society |
Episode 34 The Spoiler |
Episode 35 The Countdown |
Episode 36 The Nobody |
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| Episode 37 The Downer |
Episode 38 The Egg |
Episode 39 The Triangle |
Episode 40 The Money |
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| Episode 1 The Return |
Episode 2 The Nemesis |
Episode 3 The Crew |
Episode 4 The Others |
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| Episode 5 The Signature |
Episode 6 The Check |
Episode 7 The Pest |
Episode 8 The Sale |
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| Episode 9 The Gift |
Episode 10 The Parking |
Episode 11 The Routine |
Episode 12 The Upgrade |
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| Episode 13 The Comic |
Episode 14 The Romantic |
Episode 15 The Uploads |
Episode 16 The Apprentice |
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| Episode 17 The Hug |
Episode 18 The Wicked |
Episode 19 The Traitor |
Episode 20 The Origins |
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| Episode 21 The Origins: Part Two |
Episode 22 The Girlfriend |
Episode 23 The Advice |
Episode 24 The Signal |
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| Episode 25 The Parasite |
Episode 26 The Love |
Episode 27 The Awkwardness |
Episode 28 The Nest |
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| Episode 29 The Points |
Episode 30 The Bus |
Episode 31 The Night |
Episode 32 The Misunderstandings |
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| Episode 33 The Roots |
Episode 34 The Blame |
Episode 35 The Slap |
Episode 36 The Detective |
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| Episode 37 The Fury |
Episode 38 The Compilation |
Episode 39 The Scam |
Episode 40 The Disaster |
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| Episode 1 The Rerun |
Episode 2 The Stories |
Episode 3 The Guy |
Episode 4 The Boredom |
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| Episode 5 The Vision |
Episode 6 The Choices |
Episode 7 The Code |
Episode 8 The Test |
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| Episode 9 The Slide |
Episode 10 The Loophole |
Episode 11 The Fuss |
Episode 12 The Copycats |
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| Episode 13 The Potato |
Episode 14 The Outside |
Episode 15 The Vase |
Episode 16 The Matchmaker |
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| Episode 17 The Box |
Episode 18 The Console |
Episode 19 The Ollie |
Episode 20 The Catfish |
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| Episode 21 The Cycle |
Episode 22 The Stars |
Episode 23 The Grades |
Episode 24 The Diet |
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| Episode 25 The Ex |
Episode 26 The Sorcerer |
Episode 27 The Menu |
Episode 28 The Uncle |
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| Episode 29 The Weirdo |
Episode 30 The Heist |
Episode 31 The Singing |
Episode 32 The Best |
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| Episode 33 The Worst |
Episode 34 The Deal |
Episode 35 The Petals |
Episode 36 The Nuisance |
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| Episode 37 The Line |
Episode 38 The List |
Episode 39 The News |
Episode 40 The Puppets |
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| Episode 1 The Rival |
Episode 2 The Lady |
Episode 3 The Sucker |
Episode 4 The Vegging |
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| Episode 5 The One |
Episode 6 The Father |
Episode 7 The Cringe |
Episode 8 The Cage |
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| Episode 9 The Neighbor |
Episode 10 The Anybody |
Episode 11 The Faith |
Episode 12 The Candidate |
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| Episode 13 The Pact |
Episode 14 The Shippening |
Episode 15 The Brain |
Episode 16 The Parents |
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| Episode 17 The Founder |
Episode 18 The Schooling |
Episode 19 The Intelligence |
Episode 20 The Potion |
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| Episode 21 The Spinoffs |
Episode 22 The Transformation |
Episode 23 The Understanding |
Episode 24 The Ad |
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| Episode 25 The Ghouls |
Episode 26 The Stink |
Episode 27 The Awareness |
Episode 28 The Slip |
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| Episode 29 The Drama |
Episode 30 The Buddy |
Episode 31 The Possession |
Episode 32 The Master |
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| Episode 33 The Silence |
Episode 34 The Future |
Episode 35 The Wish |
Episode 36 The Factory |
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| Episode 37 The Agent |
Episode 38 The Web |
Episode 39 The Mess |
Episode 40 The Heart |
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| Episode 41 The Revolt |
Episode 42 The Decisions |
Episode 43 The BFFS |
Episode 44 The Inquisition |