Gumball Watterson/Quotes

“	I think cheese is better than cake, because you can have cheesecake, but you can't have cakecheese!	”
—From "The Mystery"

“	(getting up a large hill using a tricycle borrowed from a Rosie),"Gosh darn it!" (Echo)	”
—From "The Third"

“	Anais: What was that for??? Gumball: = 79% of stair accidents happen on the stairs.	”
—Gumball in The Responsible

“	Aww, nobody cares about the summer of '83!	”
—From "The Laziest"

“	It's better to have loved, and watched that love burn before your very eyes, than to have never loved at all.	”
—Gumball to Darwin in "The Dress"

“	(Mr. Robinson is slowly parking behind a car while Gumball believes that he is being run over) My whole life is flashing before my eyes and it's boring!"	”
—Gumball in "The Debt"

“	Welcome home, Mr. Robinson! I booby trapped your front door.	”
—Gumball to Mr. Robinson in "The Debt"

“	There is no happy place!	”
—Gumball to a squirrel in "The Kiss"

“	Hey Penny, I love you. Your painting! I love your painting!	”
—Gumball to Penny in "The Mystery"

“	I love you! ...Ugh! What did I say that for?!	”
—To Penny, from "The Party"

“	(reading Penny's note) Will you be the jelly in my peanut butter sandwich?"	”
—From "The Party"

“	Do you know what I do when I feel like a loser? I look at this. (holds up a photo of a comical gopher holding up a large barbell)	”
—From "The Poltergeist"

“	Stop throwing stuff at me!!! I'm innocent!	”
—From "The Mystery"

“	I am a predator, hear me roar! (meows)	”
—From "The Picnic"

“	Hey, how its going?	”
—From "The Responsible"

“	Darwin: Gumball! Hows it going? Gumball: Ah it's great, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THIS IS TURNING OUT TO BE THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!	”
—From "The Curse"

“	Gumball: Darwin?, I thought you ran away forever? Darwin: I got hungry...	”
—From "The Pressure"

“	WHAT THE WHAT?!!	”
—From several episodes

“	(almost gets hit by a bucket full of solid concrete) What the what'?	”
—From "The Prank"

“	Hey, don't worry, we could use this diaper as a parachute and float safely down to *hits the ground*	”
—From "The Responsible"

“	We should enjoy every moment of our life, 'cos it can be very long or very short.	”
—From "The End"

“	Darwin: I've waited so long, I had time to grow hair! *holds up hairy leg* Gumball: Oooh, may I touch it? Darwin: You may.	”
—From "The Refund"

“	Darwin: I've always thought I would make a good model. Gumball: What makes you think that? Darwin: I have cheekbones! Gumball: There are bones in there? *puts hand in cheek* Oh huh,there are!	”
—From "The DVD"

“	Dude say it, don't spray it!	”
—From The Remote

“	Nicole: Surely there must be something you're good at. Gumball: Hmm, I guess I'm just good at being happy.	”
—From "The Fridge"

“	WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL!	”
—From "The Meddler"

“	Mr. Kreese: Ooooh, what's the matter you scared little piggies? Gumball: Uuh yeah you're a full grown man screaming at us and if you continue i'm gonna call the police.	”
—From "The Sweaters"

“	Darwin: You know what the worst thing is? This guy is a teacher. Gumball: No dude, the worst thing is that this guy got two sweaters and he's not wearing any of 'em.	”
—From "The Sweaters"