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What the what?!

—Recurring catchphrase
I think cheese is better than cake, because you can have cheesecake, but you can't have cakecheese!
—From "The Mystery"

She wouldn't go around body-shaming people, or mocking people for being old. So why is it okay to go after me because I'm wrong?! She's wrong-shaming me!

Gumball to Darwin in "The Best"
[getting up a large hill using a tricycle borrowed from Rosie] [Groans] Gosh darn it!!
—From "The Third"

79% of stair accidents happen on the stairs.

Gumball to Anais in "The Responsible"
Argh, nobody cares about the summer of '83!
—From "The Laziest"
It's better to have loved, and watched that love burn before your very eyes, than to have never loved at all.
Gumball to Darwin in "The Dress"
[Mr. Robinson is slowly parking behind a car while Gumball believes that he is being run over] My whole life is flashing before my eyes and it's boring!
Gumball in "The Debt"
Welcome home, Mr. Robinson! I booby trapped your front door.
Gumball to Gaylord in "The Debt"
There is no happy place!
Gumball to a squirrel in "The Kiss"
Hey Penny, I love you! Your painting! I love your painting!
Gumball to Penny in "The Mystery"
I love you! Ugh! What did I say that for?!
Gumball to Penny, from "The Party"
[Reading Penny's note] Will you be the jelly in my peanut butter sandwich?
—From "The Party"
Do you know what I do when I feel like a loser? I look at this. [holds up a photo of a comical gopher holding up a large barbell]
—From "The Poltergeist"
Stop throwing stuff at me! I'm innocent!
—From "The Mystery"
I am a predator, hear me roar! [Meows]
—From "The Picnic"
Hey, how its going?
—From "The Responsible"
Darwin: Gumball! How's it going?
Gumball: Ah it's great, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THIS IS TURNING OUT TO BE THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!
—From "The Curse"
Gumball: Darwin?, I thought you ran away forever?
Darwin: I got hungry…
—From "The Pressure"
Hey, don't worry, we could use this diaper as a parachute and float safely down to— [Hits the ground]
—From "The Responsible"
We should enjoy every moment of our life, 'cause it can be very long or very short.
—From "The End"
Darwin: I've waited so long, I had time to grow hair! [Holds up hairy leg]
Gumball: Oooh, may I touch it?
Darwin: You may.
—From "The Refund"
Darwin: I've always thought I would make a good model.
Gumball: What makes you think that?
Darwin: I have cheekbones!
Gumball: There are bones in there? [puts hand in cheek] Oh huh, there are!
—From "The DVD"
Dude, say it, don't spray it!
—From "The Remote"
Nicole: Surely there must be something you're good at.
Gumball: Hmm, I guess I'm just good at being happy.
—From "The Fridge"

WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL?!

—From "The Meddler"
Mr. Kreese: Ooooh, what's the matter? You scared, little piggies?
Gumball: Uh, yeah, you're a full grown man screaming at us and if you continue, I'm gonna call the police.
—From "The Sweaters"
Darwin: You know what the worst thing is? This guy is a teacher.
Gumball: No dude, the worst thing is that this guy got two sweaters and he's not wearing either of them.
—From "The Sweaters"
Excuse my French, Penny, but this is total baguette!
—To Penny, from "The Shell"
That's not what you are, it's just how you feel.
—To Penny, from "The Shell"
My brain is amazing, when I find something boring it actually prevents me from hearing it.
—To Darwin, from "The Banana"
And that is why I'm not a cat person.
—After being attacked by a cat, from "The Nest"
You! [Falls to his knees] It was you who did all this! My arch-nemesis, Roy!
—To Rob, from "The Disaster"
He who befriends the oddest ball is the creepiest of them all.
—To Anais, from "The Guy"
[Smiles bigger] Yeah, I can still see… but I don't mind.
—from "The Matchmaker"
[Nervous] Yeah, it really helped. It meant I could focus and didn't need to cheat, like you did in the eighth grade.
—To Lucy Simian from "The Grades"
Wow. You really explained that in a lot of unnecessary detail.
—To Rob, from "The Ex"
Let it all hang out. Free and loose, flopping in the wind like a panting dog's tongue!
—from "The Cringe"
I like my coffee the same way I like my jokes about the way I like my coffee, I don't.
—To Daniel and Mary, from "The Parents"
Are you kidding me? Cheese and chocolate are two of my favorite things!
—from "The Procrastinators"
Darwin: We gotta get out of here!
Gumball: No... we have to go back.
Darwin: You're right... we gotta fight them!
Gumball: No, I mean we have to go back because I left my butt in there. But yeah, that too.
—from "The Inquisition"
Gumball: On three. One, two, three... [Darwin runs away] STAY PERFECTLY STILL!! [He notices this and catches up with Darwin.] Why did you run?!
Darwin: You counted down! Who does a countdown to nothing?!
Gumball: Lonely people on New Year's Eve?
Darwin: Yeah. Fair point.
—from "The Stink"
I've been braining so hard my think hurts.
—from "The Neighbor"
Maybe food will fill the gap in my soul.
—from "The Downer"
Okay, first chop the onions, but be careful. Onions can make you cry. [Laughs] Unless you make them cry first!
—from "The Downer"

[Sweetly] Mom, I was thinkin' about the planet and how we should stop buyin' things from the mall because they, like, pollute, and profit, and uh bad. Why don't we go to the thrift shop, share the t-shirt smell of ten other people, but maybe Mother Earth will suffer a little less?

—To Nicole, from "The Oracle"
Anais: Opening other people's mail is a crime!
Gumball: [Peeved] Oh, why is there always a law against everything I wanna do?
Anais: Because the last thing you wanted to do was move into the supermarket so you could eat for free.
Gumball: Uh, if the food enters your body and exits it while it's still in the supermarket, it's technically not stealing.
—from "The Box"

That we should go to school because we need to learn more in order to find jobs that fulfill our souls so we don't have to waste our lives running after money in order to buy pointless stuff to fill the gaping holes of our existential dread, like you do!

—To Larry, from "The Schooling"

Hey! We're in a democracy here. Can I get a chance to speak please?

—from "The Allergy."

You know, when you're pretty and you say something mean, people think you're sassy. But with a face like that, people think you're sasquatch.

—To Leslie, from "The Petals"

Photosynthe-see you later!

—from "The Awareness"

Your breath smells so bad your face should be wearing diapers.

—To Lucy Simian, from "The Pact"
Gumball: Maybe your generation should have thought about our future before ruining the economy.
Darwin: And the environment.
Anais: And the education system!
Gumball: And ruining Chatsnap by following their kids! Not related, but I think it should be said.
—from "The Candidate"

Dude, I’m not your dad! I’m just a dude, and Darwin would make a terrible mother ‘cause he’s just a dude.

—from "The Recipe"

No. I'm not going to give up! Darwin wouldn't give up, and if he did I'd be there for him and I'd... I'd kick him in the butt.

—from "The Origins: Part Two"

NOW, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO SHUT UP! Think about what you've done! Do you realize you were wrong?! [Patrick nods] Good! But don't beat yourself up about it, parenting is hard! Now pop the hood.

—To Patrick, from "The Shell"
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