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What the what?! |
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—Recurring catchphrase |
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—From "The Mystery" |
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She wouldn't go around body-shaming people, or mocking people for being old. So why is it okay to go after me because I'm wrong?! She's wrong-shaming me! |
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—Gumball to Darwin in "The Best" |
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—From "The Third" |
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79% of stair accidents happen on the stairs. |
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—Gumball to Anais in "The Responsible" |
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—From "The Laziest" |
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—Gumball to Darwin in "The Dress" |
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—Gumball in "The Debt" |
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—Gumball to Gaylord in "The Debt" |
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—Gumball to a squirrel in "The Kiss" |
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—Gumball to Penny in "The Mystery" |
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—Gumball to Penny, from "The Party" |
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—From "The Party" |
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—From "The Poltergeist" |
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—From "The Mystery" |
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—From "The Picnic" |
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—From "The Responsible" |
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—From "The Curse" |
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—From "The Pressure" |
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—From "The Responsible" |
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—From "The End" |
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—From "The Refund" |
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—From "The DVD" |
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—From "The Remote" |
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—From "The Fridge" |
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WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL?! |
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—From "The Meddler" |
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—From "The Sweaters" |
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—From "The Sweaters" |
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—To Penny, from "The Shell" |
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—To Penny, from "The Shell" |
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—To Darwin, from "The Banana" |
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—After being attacked by a cat, from "The Nest" |
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—To Rob, from "The Disaster" |
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—To Anais, from "The Guy" |
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—from "The Matchmaker" |
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—To Lucy Simian from "The Grades" |
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—To Rob, from "The Ex" |
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—from "The Cringe" |
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—To Daniel and Mary, from "The Parents" |
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—from "The Procrastinators" |
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—from "The Inquisition" |
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—from "The Stink" |
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—from "The Neighbor" |
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—from "The Downer" |
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—from "The Downer" |
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[Sweetly] Mom, I was thinkin' about the planet and how we should stop buyin' things from the mall because they, like, pollute, and profit, and uh bad. Why don't we go to the thrift shop, share the t-shirt smell of ten other people, but maybe Mother Earth will suffer a little less? |
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—To Nicole, from "The Oracle" |
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—from "The Box" |
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That we should go to school because we need to learn more in order to find jobs that fulfill our souls so we don't have to waste our lives running after money in order to buy pointless stuff to fill the gaping holes of our existential dread, like you do! |
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—To Larry, from "The Schooling" |
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Hey! We're in a democracy here. Can I get a chance to speak please? |
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—from "The Allergy." |
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You know, when you're pretty and you say something mean, people think you're sassy. But with a face like that, people think you're sasquatch. |
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—To Leslie, from "The Petals" |
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Photosynthe-see you later! |
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—from "The Awareness" |
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Your breath smells so bad your face should be wearing diapers. |
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—To Lucy Simian, from "The Pact" |
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—from "The Candidate" |
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Dude, I’m not your dad! I’m just a dude, and Darwin would make a terrible mother ‘cause he’s just a dude. |
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—from "The Recipe" |
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No. I'm not going to give up! Darwin wouldn't give up, and if he did I'd be there for him and I'd... I'd kick him in the butt. |
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—from "The Origins: Part Two" |
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NOW, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO SHUT UP! Think about what you've done! Do you realize you were wrong?! [Patrick nods] Good! But don't beat yourself up about it, parenting is hard! Now pop the hood. |
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—To Patrick, from "The Shell" |