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"Elmore Help Desk" is a song from "The Butterfly."

Lyrics:

KarenGood morning, Elmore Help Desk!
How can I assist you?

Crocodile WomanI've just been abandoned by my brand new fiancé.

KarenI'm gonna need his details
So I can assist you.

Crocodile WomanI know it sounds unlikely
But, I never got his name...

[The phone rings; Rocky is calling]

KarenSorry caller, hold the line!
Good morning, Elmore Help Desk!
How can I be of service?

Rocky: A crazy alligator lady wants to be my bride!

KarenAnd what is it about her
That's making you so nervous?

Rocky87 teeth, and a butt that's five foot wide.

[Another phone rings; Marvin is calling]

KarenSorry caller, hold the line!
Good morning, Elmore Help Desk!
How can I assist you?

MarvinI'm gonna need a bit of help to get me standing straight.

KarenAnd do you have a wife, sir
Or someone else who's missed you?

MarvinI don't, but if you're offering
I'll pick you up at eight.

[Yet another phone rings; Mr. Robinson is calling. Karen is growing a bit frantic]

Karen 'Morning, Elmore Help Desk!
How can I assist you?

Gaylord RobinsonI wanna sue the lousy flying head who made me crash!

Karen: There is no need to shout, sir
I really must insist you-

Gaylord RobinsonOur taxes pay your wages, I'm entitled to be brash!

[Another phone rings; it is Hank. Karen is freaking out at this point.]

KarenYes?! Help Desk?!
What seems to be the crisis?

Hank: An accident has left me very widely spread.

KarenStay calm and wait for help, sir.
That's what my advice is.

HankI would, but I'm afraid I have an itch upon my head.

Karen[starts yelling] Sorry, caller, hold the line!
[She accidentally switches back to Mr. Robinson's line instead of the Crocodile Woman's.]
Morning ma'am, I'm back now.
I found your lost fiancé.

Gaylord RobinsonWho're you calling "ma'am?"
This service is appalling!

KarenSorry, sir, I'm trying!
There's no need to be nasty!

MarvinI'd have been back home by now
if I'd just started crawling.

Karen 'Morning, Elmore Help Desk-

RockyStop that crazy gator!

Crocodile WomanAgain I am a crocodile! I'm eccentric, I'm not mad!

RockyOh, boy...

HankCan someone scratch me?

MarvinI think I'll call back later.

Gaylord RobinsonI'll have your job for this!

RockyWait a sec, is that my dad?

Karen[extremely angry] OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY! [says each line as she slams a phone onto its receiver]
[To Mr. Robinson] You get some manners!
[To Rocky] And, you get a life!
[To Hank] You need some spanners!
[To Marvin] And, you need a wife!
[To the Crocodile Woman] You need a pay-off!
NOW, I NEED THE DAY OFF!

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Themes OpeningEndingYes / No Continue?Indian Intro
Season One I Wanna Be FreeFine LadySugar Rush SongPlease Do It Larry!We Won!I'm a BallerinaA Music VideoThe Inner WarriorNo More GiRefund the WorldThe Dumb SongThe Honesty RapYou Gotta Think BigBecause We're MenDanny BoyToday's Gonna Be A Wonderful Day!When Life Hands You Lemons
Season Two I Wanna Study with Your DaughterPizza RapPizza Pizza PizzaWe're Rich!What He Thinks About Us!No More Mr. Nice Guy!It's Christmas EveChristmas is CancelledAberdeenDon't Know MeMy Little OnesBabyThe Baddest Kid In PrisonWho's Gettin' Candy?Lunch SongLittle SquirrelBaby AnaisThe AnaihilatorThe Power To FightInternet SongThe Amazing World of ElmoreRise of the Bacteria
Season Three Make the Most of ItA New StartKooky SongStalker SongKeep SmilingJust Notice UsBacon RapLove Can Set You FreeIf You're Happy and You Know ItHey RockyShe's The BestIt's LoveCome On NowSluzzle Tag SongElmore Help DeskEat or Be EatenYour Life Doesn't CountSpaghetti and MeatballsLife Can Make You SmileI Saw a Big ParadeJust You and MeImaginateJoyful Burger Jingle
Season Four I'm AssociatedAim for the TopWe are the Senior CitizensWe Are FamilyNever Gonna Let You Go99 Bottles of Age-Appropriate Beverage On The WallI Say BananaThe Wicked SongI'm On My WayTake My AdviceWhat is Love?Ketchup RapI'm a BunHappy DayBooks Are ViolentMy Lonely Backside And IStay AliveNobody's A NobodyDouble, Double Toil and TroubleHow Low Would You Go?It's A Lovely Morning
Season Five It's A Lovely MorningI Can SingBe Your Own YouPotatoThis Is from the IRSThe DayThe Everything SongWe Wreck 'EmWithout YouCome On NowThrough the Eyes of a KidWorkplace StressHere to StayYou Gotta Think BigFeel the HeatWork That BodyI VowBanana DanceLove Me ForeverA Sorcerer's ApprenticeYour FriendshipGoodbyeIt's SussieI Am Free
TV Shorts Rise of the BacteriaBanana DanceCN Crazy ChoirGumball StyleMy MomElmore Song

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