| Character Information
Like Hot Dog Guy, he is a large anthropomorphic hot dog with thin arms, legs, a mouth, and eyes. On his head is a blue-grey police hat, and on his chest is a badge. On occasion, he can be seen wearing sunglasses.
- "The Heist": He discusses where the bank robber could have possibly gone with Doughnut Sheriff, Coffee Cop, and Larry.
- "The News": He is in front of the Wattersons' house as it burns.
- "The Sucker": Darwin imagines him arresting Julius Oppenheimer Sr..
- "The Father": He and several cops tackle Richard.
- "The Faith": He is attacked by a rabid duck in the park.