Darwin Watterson/Quotes

Quotes

“	"You're just a drop of embarrassment, in an ocean of shame."	”
—Darwin to Gumball in, "The Internet"

“	"Am I winning yet? Am I winning yet?"	”
—Darwin in "The Goons"

“	"I WANT MORE KIDS!"	”
—Darwin to Gumball in "The Dress"

“	"I always thought I'd make a good model."	”
—Darwin in "The DVD"

“	Gumball: "How come you look so good?" Darwin: "I don't know. Maybe it's because of my... perfect skin!"	”
—Darwin in "The DVD"

“	"She will be mine!"	”
—Darwin, referring to Gumball, in "The Dress"

“	Darwin: "What happened to your clothes?" Richard: "I ate them!"	”
—Darwin in "The Prank"

“	"Oh, did I say the 'Leap of Faith'? I meant, the 'Leap of Filth'!"	”
—Darwin in "The Kiss"

“	Gumball: "...half shark, half bear, half alligator!" Darwin: "Shark-bear-gator!"	”
—Darwin in "The GI"

“	"The Shower of Slime!"	”
—Darwin in "The Kiss"

“	Gumball: "What does a warrior need for a good warmup?" Darwin: "Mittens and a scarf?"	”
—Darwin in "The GI"

“	Darwin: "Oh, can I borrow ten bucks?" Gumball: (reluctantly hands him ten dollars) Darwin: "Thanks, Gumball! Wait for me, Tobias!"	”
—Darwin in "The Third"

“	"Okay, I didn't mean it - boyfriend joke! Look, I'm laughing! (fakes laughing) You can stop crying now! Please?"	”
—Darwin to Masami in "The Pressure"

“	"Please? I'll do anything you want! I'll go to the treehouse with you! I'll..I'll kiss you!"	”
—Darwin to Masami in "The Pressure"

“	Gumball: (in a panicking tone) "What are we gonna do?!" Darwin: "I don't know. I never burned a car before."	”
—Darwin panicking with Gumball in "The Car"

“	(after being kissed on the cheek) "Everything is so clear now!"	”
—Darwin in response to Rachel in "The Party"

“	(cheerfully) "I feel awkward!"	”
—Darwin in "The Party"

“	"Why is it called 2000, anyway? It's not like it's the future anymore!"	”
—Darwin in "The Refund"

“	(gruff voice) "I don't care that you're sad, Jimmy, it's store policy!"	”
—Darwin in "The Refund"

“	Gumball: "What was that!?" Darwin: (sheepishly) "It's my tummy."	”
—Darwin in "The Picnic"

“	Gumball: (laughing) "Oh, man! I am SO sorry!" Darwin: "What did you make me do? WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME DO?!?!"	”
—Darwin talking to Gumball in "The Pressure"

“	"Everywhere's my happy place!"	”
—Darwin in "The Kiss"

“	Darwin: "Woohoo! I'm so happy! Anais! The most wonderful, incredible, amazing thing has happened!" Anais: "What?" Darwin: "I'm in LO-O-O-OVE! She's the most beautiful, most wonderful, most amazing, most wonderful, most... Ohhhh! Here she comes!"	”
—Darwin describing Gumball in "The Dress"

“	Anais: "We've got to fight fire with fire!" Darwin: "Won't that burn the house down?"	”
—Darwin in "The Debt"

“	Carrie: "Look what you've done! You've completely turned into ghosts!" Darwin: "Which means I can finally do this!" (kisses Carrie)	”
—Darwin in "Halloween"

“	Darwin: "What's in the shell, woman?!"	”
—Darwin to Penny in "The Shell"

“	Darwin: "I thought that was Fin-Flappingtastic!"	”
—Darwin in "The Joy"