"Because We're Men" is a song from the The Amazing World of Gumball. It is sung in "The Mustache" by Richard Overall. Its lyrics are written by Kent Osborne. A portion of the song is played in "The Finale" in a flashback.
Lyrics
Gumball: [Spoken] Wait a minute, we don't have to listen to you anymore.
Gumball and Darwin: Because we're MEN!
We're gonna test drive a car, And say we need a little time to think about it -
Because we're men!
We're gonna pay more for the movies,
And chop down trees, and eat a lot of meat -
Because we're men!
And we can have our own kids!
...but we're gonna wait until we meet the right person because it's an important decision.
But in the meantime we can barbecue!
Buy power tools!
Get tattoos!
Buy our...own shoooooooooooes!
Gumball: [Spoken] Oh wait, no we can't. We don't have any money.
Gumball and Darwin: Let's get jobs!